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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22951

    Hidey ho, friends and relations!
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • ZahZoo
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 8973

      Hey... look what the sheep drug in...
      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • Dan
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 12194

          Dad,You Have Come Home.
          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22951

            Yeah...on occasion I quit fucking around with real life to see how the children are doing.

            Any SHEEP to speak of as of late?
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              Originally posted by bueno bob
              Yeah...on occasion I quit fucking around with real life to see how the children are doing.

              Any SHEEP to speak of as of late?
              Winter is In The Air,I Need Wool Socks For That.
              Last edited by Dan; 03-09-2012, 12:23 AM. Reason: No Snow But I'm All Go.
              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12194

                Talking About Dark Rum............................................... ......................Can Someone Please Send Me A Keg of It.
                Last edited by Dan; 03-09-2012, 12:26 AM. Reason: Yes,Yes And Damn I'm Drunk
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • tjvhou812
                  Full Member Status

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 4216

                  Does it seem cold in here to you?
                  Originally posted by RIKK

                  Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                  • Dan
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12194

                    Yes,Cos The Brother Has No Rum.
                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                    • ZahZoo
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 8973

                      This must be a popular song in the Southern Hemisphere...

                      The Sheep Song
                      (to the tune of "Scotland the Brave")



                      Pass me a whiskey, Mother,
                      I'm feelin' frisky, Mother,
                      I need a sheep to keep me warm
                      Through the night.

                      I need a lover, Mother,
                      No, not my brother, Mother,
                      I need a sheep to keep me warm
                      Through the night.

                      Hamsters won't make it, Mother,
                      They just can't take it, Mother,
                      I need a sheep to keep me warm,
                      Through the night.

                      Owls, bears, and other critters,
                      They only give me jitters,
                      I need a sheep to keep me warm,
                      Through the night.

                      Sheep never talk about it,
                      They never even doubt it,
                      I need a sheep to keep me warm,
                      Through the night.

                      Hand me that lanollyn*,
                      It's better than flannel linen,
                      I need a sheep to keep me warm,
                      Through the night.

                      I need a beast, Dear Mother,
                      No, not the priest dear Mother,
                      I need a sheep to keep me warm,
                      Through the night.

                      Bring me a sheep, Dear Mother,
                      Slip it beneath the covers,
                      Ma Tech may rule the grades,
                      But Psi U's depraved.
                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22951

                        Fantastic news!! Now, fuck the establishment - and your local whore - and pass me another cigarette....
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • Dan
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12194

                          Can I Get A 6-Pack Of Whores To, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
                          First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20569

                            Originally posted by bueno bob
                            Fantastic news!! Now, fuck the establishment - and your local whore - and pass me another cigarette....
                            I gave up smokes aboot a year ago this weekend.......................


                            FACK!!!!

                            I miss smoking!!!

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12194

                              The Only Things WE Smoke In The Sheep Pen Are The Sheep.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                              • ZahZoo
                                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                                • Jan 2004
                                • 8973

                                Ah... the good ole days...

                                "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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