The Sheep Pen

[pete]

Originally posted by Brett
Pete, you're better off admitting you're drunk.

I know you and rikk were hoping for a little 3-way anal action but I foiled you again.

Did you notice how I looked great as ever but a little fat?

I put a pete mask on seembad. I'm surprised you didn't recognize the anal-pollups your penis has become so intimate with.

As usual, senbad was enthusiastic for the gag.

[pete]

Originally posted by Brett
Dude if you ain't drunk, you're just fucking stupid then. Go back on the bottle then.

There was a time you were halfway amusing to argue with Petey. Actually no there wasn't, but I used to actually get some pleasure in calling you an idiot. Now I just feel bad.

Don't take it so seriously.

The shit was funny.

and ya know it.

clap yer hands

[Brett]

Like I said man, better off admitting you're drunk. Stop sharing your fucking homo-erotic fantasies with everyone.

[Brett]

Yeah I took it seriously Pete.

I'm really starting to worry for some you. What is all this "Don't take it seriously Brett." When have I ever taken ANYTHING on here seriously? Hello?

[Rikk]

Pete, I won't go so far as to say I got pity for you. I don't.

But I won't spend any more time throwing barbs at a fucking drunk.

Sleep it off and deal with the embarrassment tomorrow.

[MAX]

Brett,

He has admitted it and that's why I'm pleading with him to go get some sleep.

[pete]

Originally posted by Brett
Like I said man, better off admitting you're drunk. Stop sharing your fucking homo-erotic fantasies with everyone.

How's this?

You, a coyote and 3 Thanksgiving turkeys.

A bloody erotic debacle of perversion.

Your cool demeanor hides your deviant masculinity.

LOL

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Pete, I won't go so far as to say I got pity for you. I don't.

But I won't spend any more time throwing barbs at a fucking drunk.

Sleep it off and deal with the embarrassment tomorrow.

Rikk,

Please retract that? You are my bro but shutup will you?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Brett,

He has admitted it and that's why I'm pleading with him to go get some sleep.

Don't bother pleading with him, Max. Just let him keep going until he falls asleep. Pleading him will only keep him going.

I gotta say, Max, you're a good guy. Someone can act like a complete fucking asshole but you've still got concern for him. They don't make enough like you, my friend.

[pete]

Originally posted by Brett
Yeah I took it seriously Pete.

I'm really starting to worry for some you. What is all this "Don't take it seriously Brett." When have I ever taken ANYTHING on here seriously? Hello?

Oh Brett

Your concern will never bloom in my heart.

Cut the carbs and call rikk.

He's experienced. The carbs are not a factor.

His dick is so small your huge ass could inhibit actual penetration.

and you don't want that

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Rikk,

Please retract that? You are my bro but shutup will you?

LOL...alright. I'll shut up. I promise. It's all good.

[Brett]

Max, I'll just leave it alone, I'm just egging him on. Sorry.

Pete, I still love you, no need to worry. Later.

[Rikk]

It's all good, Brett. How's the wife doing with your future delivery?

[pete]

We hear you’re leaving, that’s ok
I thought our little wild time had just begun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run
But if you have a change of heart
Chorus:
Rikki don’t lose that number
You don’t wanna call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don’t lose that number
It’s the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

I have a friend in town, he’s heard your name
We can go out driving on slow hand row
We could stay inside and play games, I don’t know
And you could have a change of heart

Chorus

You tell yourself you’re not my kind
But you don’t even know your mind
And you could have a change of heart

[pete]

ROFLMAO

I just type without thinking.

You go back over that shit.........

You gotta laugh!!!!

Rikk...... thanks for all the ammo