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Originally posted by guwapo_rocker That ^ is the funniest thing you have ever contributed to the Pen that I started.
Bill IS fucking hillarious so I am sure he will do a great job, Bill when we were both ON the Pen was awsome.
We won't follow you Rikky, we're not SHEEP:D
Goodbye.
I knew you'd bite.:D Actually, I had a little bet going with a couple of people on whether your flimsy little ego would feel then need to jump in and declare that somehow you were funnier than Bill or that YOU started the Pen.
LOL...little little man. I wrote that smiling...I knew your small hands would ball into fists. Truth is, I never found you funny. Sorry. I just never did. Your jokes were often very lame. And I never understood your dumb little fucking hamster. That's really stupid. Anyway, I started enjoying the Pen much more when Bill jumped on board. Dude is way funnier than you. In fact, once you were telling one of your lame seven-post stories and Bill and I jumped in with a post each. And you PM'd us both, yelling at us for interrupting your story flow. It was pathetic!! LOL.
Anyway, I won the bet. You bit. Bottom line, Guwapo, you didn't start the Pen. That's a lie, and you know it. I came up with the idea ages ago while still at the Links. But I knew I couldn't start one there...it just wouldn't work and it would be closed. So, I put the idea to Max when I was here after remembering it. He liked it. I mentioned it in Main, you jumped in with the name. I invited you to join at the last minute. Then you left because you didn't like us beating up Fab (and you had your family stuff to take care of, though your posting didn't seem to slow down almost at all, huh?). And also, read the first post in this thread. Kinda looks like I started it, huh Chuckie?
Anyway, back to Pen business. I just had to rub it in a bit...snicker...splooge.
Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by Matt White "Without Eddie, Roth woulda been a lounge act at best.
Ed, Alex and Mike woulda made it big with another singer." Robonez
"But the band-name is 'Van Halen', and the band has the same number of VanHalens as always...
..and they R O C K !!!!!!! Go Sammy!" Robonez
"Not much of a Cherone-fan. Not that he's a bad singer, though. He sings way better than Roth, but I think it was a mistake to bring him into VH. His voice is too similar to Sammy's, but not quite as powerful. So the fans (apart from the 40-50 Roth-fans out there) got something that was kinda similar but not as good. That wasn't smart.
They shoulda gone the other way, and gotten somebody totally different, with a deeper growl, like John Corabi or someone like that." Robonez
Yes, I believe that this little SHEEP needs to find his way to the pen.
JESUS CHRIST! How did I miss this little fucker?! "40-50 Roth fans?" Probably on your street right now you little punk! Let's throw. him in boys...............right to the torture chamber though for this one. One crust of bread per week........
Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh JESUS CHRIST! How did I miss this little fucker?! "40-50 Roth fans?" Probably on your street right now you little punk! Let's throw. him in boys...............right to the torture chamber though for this one. One crust of bread per week........
Robonez it is...I take it we're all in concurrence...
Well, it's official........on Wednesday ROBONEZ will be officially tossed into the ol' Pen. Thanks to my partner's in crime Bueno Bob and Matt for bringing this to everyone's attention. This little fucker slipped under my radar somehow.........read the above posts for some of his amazingly moronic quotes. Starting tommorow it's open season for all of us here.........bring your best blasts, pics etc. I would like to announce that we have all chipped in and bought ol' Roboanus a little gift, to welcome him.................ah, now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!!!!! :D Sorry we couldnt afford the Cabo Wabo granite blocks.......Bob works at McDonalds after all.
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