The Sheep Pen

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
I have a wide open space where my brain should be

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
I snort coke..."5150" house blend...

Lay off the drugs, Poopboy. They're rotting your already fragile intellect.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I have a wide open hole were my dick should be

thats not a hole, its a pussy

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
I hate pussy

Here then, go jack off to this before your head explodes:

[bueno bob]

Just remember:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
thats not a hole, its a pussy

POOP BOY, here, borrow my JAPANESE BALANCE CD and listen to the fucking thing until your ears bleed. I would in fact tell you that that's your punishment for not taking down the Sammy Hagar centerfold we found in your cell last week, but I'm on official hiatus. Bob, I believe you have some punishment to deliver.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
i hate pussy

Jesus, dude! First you hate Dave, then you hate pussy. What else do you hate: air, food, water?

POOP BOY is almost asking for seconds in terms of his SOTW status. Unfortunately, I can't make that decision.

[bueno bob]

He's getting damn close to it...

[sambo]

Taken from the Official Sheep Calendar 2005... I didn't know there were so many...

[stilleddiesangel]

Nice work guys, there's some funny shit on here LOL!!! :D

[sambo]

A Love Story from a Hagar fan.

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quiet whispering of leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved myself to a position of dominance.

I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment.

Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself from ending it all too soon.

As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally the moment we had been both waiting for was upon us, and we rolled together in the now damp grass.

As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered, "Baaa".......then re-joined the flock.

[BARE BONE]

TJV's Halloween costume,

[Rikk]

Originally posted by sambo
A Love Story from a Hagar fan.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I'm both disgusted and in tears. What a lovely story.:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by BARE BONE
TJV's Halloween costume,

TJ, I suggest you find something different to wear to your Cabo Wabo Halloween celebration this year.

[Matt White]

SHHhhhhhhh........
The little buggers have settled in for the evening.