The Sheep Pen

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Okay, but I get to give them rubdowns, massages and body cavity searches before each game.

BOB and BILL get to watch.

Hey Man! IT's a team, not a brothel!!!
Besides, THAT'S the job of the trainer!!!

[Matt White]

And by the way guys, you were wrong. Blacklisted & that other clown ARE brothers. They are just abnormally CLOSE!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Switch84]

:confused: Jeebs, Switchybaby's being left out AGAIN! At least make the cheering squad hot and MALE. I'll 'train' them....


Heheheheheheee!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Matt White
And by the way guys, you were wrong. Blacklisted & that other clown ARE brothers. They are just abnormally CLOSE!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Matt,

You fucking rule!!!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

Look at the fellas just waiting for Auntie Guwapo to tuck them in for the night, eh?

[Matt White]

'Tanx Max!!!

And a message to anybody else who wants to piss & moan about the PEN:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
Hey Man! IT's a team, not a brothel!!!
Besides, THAT'S the job of the trainer!!!

Fuck that! The trainer doesn't get to do the damn body cavity searches!!! How will you be in a position of authority after getting to know the team THAT well??

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Fuck that! The trainer doesn't get to do the damn body cavity searches!!! How will you be in a position of authority after getting to know the team THAT well??

The BIG STICK policy!!!

[Rikk]

Daily Report

Originally posted by Matt White
And a message to anybody else who wants to piss & moan about the PEN:

BTW, did you feed Carl and Ed today? They're both hungry.


Carl goes postal on some Pen visitors,
hungry because Matt forgot to feed him...again!




Ed...the Pen's custodian
(some say he ate COCKVANHALEN69,
but POOP BOY isn't talking)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
The BIG STICK policy!!!

I'm docking your pay by 50%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt White]

Don't worry Cap'n'! Carl has been hard at work!!!
And. I'd STILL keep an eye on crazy Uncle Ed! Who KNOWS what that freak is capable of!!!

And, just in case you thought I forgot, I hired an assistant for ya! With all the personal attacks you receive as the SHEEP PEN President and C.E.O., I took the liberty of hiring a body guard for you. She specializes in taking out Rouge Sheep!!! Among "other" things!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
And, just in case you thought I forgot, I hired an assistant for ya! With all the personal attacks you receive as the SHEEP PEN President and C.E.O., I took the liberty of hiring a body guard for you.

Great idea! What's her name?

[Matt White]

GRETA. I know your thing for "scandinavian" women. She speaks little english, so sign language is your best bet!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
GRETA. I know your thing for "scandinavian" women. She speaks little english, so sign language is your best bet!!!

Dude, I am Scandinavian. And I have yet to meet a GRETA. LOL.

Still, Greta is a fine chick and I'm proud to have her as my bodyguard.

[MAX]

She has no tits though. :confused:

[MAX]

That's not cool. Not even small plums!!! NOTHING!!!!