The Sheep Pen

[Bill Lumbergh]

Daveisahasbeen is the only major offender I've seen lately.

[Rikk]

Shit. That was a few days ago. We should have put him in then.

Okay. Task list:

1) Get MERLE a shirt. He's never owned one.

2) Teach Ed that chicken indeed tastes better than MERLE's hairy arm.

3) Start shearing some sheep. We are almost turning cannibalistic, repremending our own staff more than the sheep. BILL, maybe it's time for one of your quote listings. Or maybe a tribute to one of the great ones. I think I'll take the time and work on one for POOP BOY. Can you grab some sheep quotes, Bill?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Shit. That was a few days ago. We should have put him in then.

Okay. Task list:

1) Get MERLE a shirt. He's never owned one.

2) Teach Ed that chicken indeed tastes better than MERLE's hairy arm.

3) Start shearing some sheep. We are almost turning cannibalistic, repremending our own staff more than the sheep. BILL, maybe it's time for one of your quote listings. Or maybe a tribute to one of the great ones. I think I'll take the time and work on one for POOP BOY. Can you grab some sheep quotes, Bill?

Yep. I may have a few in the archives from the past couple of weeks. In the meantime, I may have an old tent Merle could use for a shirt. May be kinda small for him though, it's only a two person tent...........

[Matt White]

We've turned the boys loose on the streets. SOTW canidate to follow.

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by Rikk
In fact, ZZ, Festus came in for a job interview last time when the position of custodial technician came up. And he passed with flying colors until Ed bit a gash into his arm in the hallway to eliminate the competition.

I have Merle re-reading Festus's file as we speak, but I've also seen someone very jealous about all this potential attention Hagen could receive...

Well see given the vocal tendencies of this thread... that's where Ed's progressive style doesn't play well. See Festus would first wear down a Sheep by talkin them some sense and if'in theys don't come peacibly then he'd just as soon haul off an shoot em... I've noticed this Ed outfit bites 1st and asks questions later... Sheep are timid creatures and you need to lure em in with a lot of simple jawin and carrying on before you lay the law down on em...

While I know the horror flick elements are popular with the 21st century Pen... I think the sheep contingent is more geared mentally and intelectually to the 60's Western genre...

Matheeeeew would be darn proud!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Sex? With a girl?!! Ha HA Ha Ha ....who do I look like, Carl from the sheep pen?!"

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Well see given the vocal tendencies of this thread... that's where Ed's progressive style doesn't play well. See Festus would first wear down a Sheep by talkin them some sense and if'in theys don't come peacibly then he'd just as soon haul off an shoot em... I've noticed this Ed outfit bites 1st and asks questions later... Sheep are timid creatures and you need to lure em in with a lot of simple jawin and carrying on before you lay the law down on em...

While I know the horror flick elements are popular with the 21st century Pen... I think the sheep contingent is more geared mentally and intelectually to the 60's Western genre...

Matheeeeew would be darn proud!!

Indeed.

The sad thing is that Matt does most of the hiring at the Pen, and he's an utter fucking moron. Seriously, one of the worst decisions of my life since starting the Pen was leaving that fucking asshole in charge of Personnel.


Matt White...a moron, to be sure



We currently have a bunch of utter morons at the Pen, almost all of them hired by that louse Matt.

I can see how these two add a lot to shearing sheep.


Biff and "friend"..."wrestling"



This man bites everyone who comes within twenty feet of him. He bit Bill yesterday and Bill is now rabid, going on about how well Miami are doing.


Ed...the man with Bill's skin on his teeth



And explain to me when farmers starting using chainsaws to herd sheep.


This is the last known pic of Roboanus
(under Carl's chainsaw)



Thanks for hiring morons, Matt. Things are so off-track, I'm thinking of committing suicide because I'm taking this all VERY seriously. I just don't think I can face the day anymore.

Hell, the only reason I haven't yet is because you hired her...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Hey fuck you I HIRED BIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Hey fuck you I HIRED BIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

Sorry.

Biff was actually a very good hire. The other day he ran over to me and slobbered all over my hand and then pissed on my shoe. Then he ran over to my car, jumped on the hood and shat on it.

It's moments like those that make life worth living.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Please send that chick to my chamber ASAP! I need help with a stiff...........torture rack.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I've still gotta go with Merle........the guy's stench alone drives the sheep into insanity! The grease, flab, and sexy stare are just icing on the cake!

[Matt White]

RIKK.....the DECAF. TRY the DECAF.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
RIKK.....the DECAF. TRY the DECAF.

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
"Sex? With a girl?!! Ha HA Ha Ha ....who do I look like, Carl from the sheep pen?!"

That just may be the worst picture of Sammy I've ever seen.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That just may be the worst picture of Sammy I've ever seen.

Funny thing is, it's posted on the main page of his web site. No that I go there that often!!! But it really is a very funny site.