The Sheep Pen

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed.

The sad thing is that Matt does most of the hiring at the Pen, and he's an utter fucking moron. Seriously, one of the worst decisions of my life since starting the Pen was leaving that fucking asshole in charge of Personnel...We currently have a bunch of utter morons at the Pen, almost all of them hired by that louse Matt.

In defense of Matt, I have tried to bring some new talent to the pen, but it is so hard to find good help these days on the miniscule wages YOU pay Rikk! To Ed, Carl, and Merle, killing, eating, and sexually torturing sheep is a way of life and labor of love!

I brought in Michael, but he keeps wandering off in search of girls that look like his sister to rape and kill!







And Arnold hurt himself by accidently placing a fragmentation grenade inside his mouth, so he's out on workmans comp for at least a month!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That just may be the worst picture of Sammy I've ever seen.

did you forget that one with mikey?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Funny thing is, it's posted on the main page of his web site. No that I go there that often!!! But it really is a very funny site.

hey nick, I go there as an undercover agent for the army...I'm also a member of the redhead fan club :D wooooh...you see some shit there, I can tell ya...

it's a rough job, but somebody's got to do it...

[bueno bob]

In case anyone's forgotten lately, Sammy Hagar is REALLY gay.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by bueno bob
In case anyone's forgotten lately, Sammy Hagar is REALLY gay.

to make sure...

[bueno bob]

Oh yeah, that "Duran DurVan" picture

[Nickdfresh]

Is Wayne L. a flaming retard sheep? He's been making comments about DLR/real Van Halen fans living in the past blah, blah, blah...

Does this mental, latently gay, spam slurper need to be sheard?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Is Wayne L. a flaming retard sheep? He's been making comments about DLR/real Van Halen fans living in the past blah, blah, blah...

Does this mental, latently gay, spam slurper need to be sheard?

definitaly !!! but you will make hitch angry with that

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
definitaly !!! but you will make hitch angry with that

Hitch can go snuggle with his gal-pal Katydid!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Hitch can go snuggle with his gal-pal Katydid!

:D

[Matt White]

Alright Boys, time to suck it up. I know that cheap fucker Rikk ain't payin' you much, but this job demands alotta loyalty! Remember, your part of a brotherhood. Now, give 'em back his Japanese BALANCE, and he might change his tune!
Quit eye-ballin' me Merle!

[ZahZoo]

Well I heard y'all are looking for candidates... well an interesting turn of events has revieled a sheep in wolf's clothing. In the last 24 hours CatFish has been spamming DDLR's with Sammy pictures. Now the some-bitch talks a good Dave game, but our operatives have turned up this unpublished picture of CatFish in action. You be the judge...

[Matt White]

That bone-smoker Spamisahasbeen was at it again today. He's my vote for SOTW, if he isn't in already. And, if so, he's in for a round of shearin'!

[Nickdfresh]

Carl and I are all worn out shearin' SpamIsInMyAssThen! Take five on the bench Carl!

[Matt White]

Spamisahasbeen didn't last long NICK! HE had to get back to work on the line!!!