The Sheep Pen

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!

Bill, this cannot stand. We dug into your past and found dirt.

Do you have anything to say for yourself? (And make it fast...apparently, I have a "backdoor pass" to meet Halford.:p )

Looks like you couldnt "pass" up the opportunity to bang these two superstars either , huh Rikk?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Looks like you couldnt "pass" up the opportunity to bang these two superstars either , huh Rikk?

Where did you find that????

That's slander! I spoke to a lawyer about this. I'm going to sue you for this slander, you bastard!!

But in the meantime, maybe you'd like to explain what these two guys were doing with you in a bathroom stall in Louisville?:eek:

[Bill Lumbergh]

Uh, we were discussing Torture Chamber upgrades..........dont know how my pants ended up around my ankles though! By the way, you dropped this as you were leaving.........

[Bill Lumbergh]

The fuckin' rack is gettin' lonely..........where's all the sheep??!! Get me that webmaster from that gay ass new Spammy site(otherwise known as Bueno Bob ).

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
otherwise known as Bueno Bob.

What a fag that guy is.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Bob and "friends" at the local gay bath house.........

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
does it seem cold in here to you

naaaaa...you "warm up" that place everytime you're here...princess0u812

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
A message from Dave

[Matt White]

WHAT ARE TODAYS ORDERS?!?

[Matt White]

Come on BILL!!! Igor wants to put a sheep on the rack! Throw the crusty old bastard a bone, will ya?!?

[Matt White]

ALRIGHT!!! Who's been going thru my locker?!?! FUCKERS!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sorry Matt, that wasnt all that was in your locker dude............

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Sorry Matt, that wasnt all that was in your locker dude............

Okay MATT...you know the rules.

Owning anything by FLOCK OF SEAGULLS is a serious offense for Pen staff. It's even worse than owning the Japanese version of BALANCE....ahem....

Bill, the chamber, if you will.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Ok Matt..........will it be torture by acid bath, spike pit, my wild boar pen, or beatdown with Rikk's Cabbage Patch Doll?!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Ok Matt..........will it be torture by acid bath, spike pit, my wild boar pen, or beatdown with Rikk's Cabbage Patch Doll?!

I don't want a mark on that cabbage patch doll! Her name is Victoria and I sleep with her every night!!!