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Originally posted by Northern Girl RIKK MELTS MY HAAGEN-DAZS
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Man, that was some party! My pals Marty and Benny both got really silly. Don't worry, I didn't let Marty drive home on his bike. Because I stole it and drove drunk all over the PEN 'accidently' killing Brinsue, DavidleeToupee, & Wildfire. I finally crashed it into a SHEEP barracks, setting it on fire. LOL What a night!
A lot of debauchery took place in my office I see! Good thing I had Ed disinfect my desk.
Rikk flew wingman, occupying the girl on the left (Bertha), while I hooked up with her semi-hot friend Mimi.
Hey, who took that pic of me?! Well, all I can say is never mix bourben, tequila, vodka, with rye whiskey. Good thing I had beer to cut the alcohol.
Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by Rikk How come my chick has a double-chin?
'Cause you were doing me a favor dude! You were "back-checking,""Wingman,"&"Cockblock remover!" I know you don't remember this because you were pretty drunk. In fact, I don't remember much! But I saw them first. Sometimes you gotta' take on for the team bud! Besides, you getting free lapdances from the strippers I BROUGHT!
I was happy to help after Sally had an unfortunate experience after going down on you. I felt bad for both of you.
My Canon Digital also felt bad after taking this shot of that incident...
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Don't forget old William (Bill) ended up having sex with this girl only moments before this picture was taken. She wasn't very pleased by his performance, as you can tell by the "pillow" underneath her head as she sleeps off the party...
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Originally posted by Rikk I was happy to help after Sally had an unfortunate experience after going down on you. I felt bad for both of you.
My Canon Digital also felt bad after taking this shot of that incident...
I guess I was too much for her! By the way, the strippers left me a message for you, well, actually it's a restraining order and a emergency room bill for tetanus shots...Rikk! How are supposed to get strippers for the next PEN bash?
How dare you get uppity with me!! After all, I told you that the SHEEP PEN needed its own band, and this is who you contract?? Our marketing staff couldn't keep the smiles off their faces printing up this ad.
Obviously you need to learn something about music, Nick. I'm very disappointed.
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Bueno of course got a little extra attention from a very special dancer, Monique I believe is her name, we haven't been able to get the smile off his face...plate for a week.
Originally posted by Rikk How dare you get uppity with me!! After all, I told you that the SHEEP PEN needed its own band, and this is who you contract?? Our marketing staff couldn't keep the smiles off their faces printing up this ad.
Obviously you need to learn something about music, Nick. I'm very disappointed.
Lecturing me now Rikk! That's really low man! You know I wanted to get better talent, but you have been using the entertaiment center funds to procure your favourite non-classic Van Halen record collection.
You are trying to claim that just because I have a peachy-keen interest in Garland and Manilow that you can't afford any other band than this??
And did you even look at their bass player, Greg, before you hired them???
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Originally posted by WARF Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
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