The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Matt White
Carl is insisting that he needed to "get something" out of the woods. I almost think the sick bastard has something buried out there, that he likes given a little "lovin'" to for time to time!
EEEccckkkkkk!!!!

Damn you, MATT! I knew it...he was going to have one more "winter afternoon" with ROBOANUS's remains before they became completely frozen solid.

ED also told me he went to TOWER RECORDS with you yesterday and saw you browsing through the "H" section in the "H-A"s. I hope you weren't looking at what I think you were looking at...

[Matt White]

H-A-T-E-B-R-E-E-D.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yeah Matt, but how do you explain Ed seeing you looking through the 99 cent bin? Everyone knows the only cd's in there are Van Hagar, and Kc and the Sunshine Band!

[Nickdfresh]

Listen Rikki! Care to explain this?! I hope you can, cause I found this tapestry hanging in your office, on the inside of the door where no one is likely to see it! Very clever, but also very disgusting RIKK! I can't even talk to you now!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Listen Rikki! Care to explain this?! I hope you can, cause I found this tapestry hanging in your office, on the inside of the door where no one is likely to see it! Very clever, but also very disgusting RIKK! I can't even talk to you now!

HOW DARE YOU GO IN MY OFFICE WITHOUT BEING INVITED???

Listen, I can explain. Both that item and the following items were planted by my enemies at this site...(they're everywhere...I hear voices in my head)...yeah! The enemies did it!:


This in my office CD player...



This is under the David Lee Roth poster under my office window.



This is on my chest, tattooed.



I'm sorry, Nick. That's all I can say.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Rikky, you've got some 'splainin' to do...........

[Rikk]

Well, maybe POOP BOY can explain it. That sumbitch has been lurking for minutes now and not posted.

Where are you, POOP BOY???

[Bill Lumbergh]

Nick, Nick, Nick...........just when you think you know somebody! Clean out your office...........and take THIS with you!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Nick, Nick, Nick...........just when you think you know somebody! Clean out your office...........and take THIS with you!

JESUS, Nick!! That's horrible!!

That said, this is a case where you can shoot the messenger.

I caught this walled-sized pic of Bill in his office from his "more honest days" as he writes in his diary...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Damn, my hair never looked so good! Oh BTW Rikk, here's the pic you wanted me to touch up to make you look more "manly". I think it worked.........

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, you know that's not me.

My earrings are gold...not silver.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
HOW DARE YOU GO IN MY OFFICE WITHOUT BEING INVITED???

Listen, I can explain. Both that item and the following items were planted by my enemies at this site...(they're everywhere...I hear voices in my head)...yeah! The enemies did it!:


This in my office CD player...



This is under the David Lee Roth poster under my office window.



This is on my chest, tattooed.



I'm sorry, Nick. That's all I can say.

Those are the most incredibly gayest pictures I have seen in a while! Neal Schon? How the hell is such a talented player reduced to such crap!? Well, just look at Van Hagar!

And as for POOPBOY...Well he's been trying to sell me on the merits of live VAN SCANKGAR!:


NO I WON'T LISTEN AGAIN POOPBOY! Sammy's screeching made me nearly drive off the road in a suicidal, psychotic episode!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk

Two Sides of Love? Now, the question is, who's got Sam's front side and who's got his back?

[Matt White]

CARL? Where 'ya been?!? Rikk's worried about Roboanus. You've got some explainin' to do!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Nick, Nick, Nick...........just when you think you know somebody! Clean out your office...........and take THIS with you!

Listen Bill! That means NOTHING! The "5150" is merely a reference to the recording studio where Dave graciously helped those bastards get started on "5150" the album!

I can't drive 5150! It's not like...uh...I have the album or anything!