The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

You know, I didn't even know that HAGAR is Italian.

It's not significant. I just didn't know. Is HAGAR an Italian name? Because if it is, they have something to answer for...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
Sammy's a hardcore Italian, they like to have big family meals

No shit? Hadn't noticed.

[Bill Lumbergh]

The t-shirt that spawned a million jizz rags............

[bueno bob]

Big meals, you say?

[MAX]

Hahaha!!!!

I love it!!! Now we're getting somewhere.

[bueno bob]

Just as long as we're getting away from Cabo.

I'm going to the House of Pain, myself...24 hour free reviews today...

[bueno bob]

Girl-Girl Peepshows...buy one get one free! Who's with me?

BTW, here's the menu...the wet ho's are a bit more, but they're worth it...

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Goddamn bitch, you smell worse than my dick after a "writing session" with Ed's ass!"

[bueno bob]

Which explains why Sam isn't exactly attracted to the more sensitive gender...

[bueno bob]

Here's a good joke to tell at your next party:

Q - Why did Sammy Hagar share a stage with Melissa Etheridge?

A - He didn't; they're the same person.

[MAX]

Following the highly successful F.U.C.K. tour Edward let me have a listen to their upcoming and first ever Live! Van Halen album, something the fans have been waiting for years.

Van Halen Live! is no studio record. Punctuated by thundering applause and singer Sammy Hagar's skirt-chasing, wiseguy stage rap, the song sequence is designed to recreate the pacing of a Van Halen show. It's not a condensed version either, but a full142-minute, two cd live odyssey. Highlight's include mammoth versions of "When It's Love," "Judgement Day," and "Love Walks In."



I'm not making this shit up either. Some fucker actually wrote this shit.

[MAX]

Q: How long does it take Sammy Hagar's mother to take a shit?

A: Nine months.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
Following the highly successful F.U.C.K. tour Edward let me have a listen to their upcoming and first ever Live! Van Halen album, something the fans have been waiting for years.

Van Halen Live! is no studio record. Punctuated by thundering applause and singer Sammy Hagar's skirt-chasing, wiseguy stage rap, the song sequence is designed to recreate the pacing of a Van Halen show. It's not a condensed version either, but a full142-minute, two cd live odyssey. Highlight's include mammoth versions of "When It's Love," "Judgement Day," and "Love Walks In."



I'm not making this shit up either. Some fucker actually wrote this shit.

A "mammoth" version of "When it's Love"?? What, did they double up the keyboards or something?!

[bueno bob]

Sammy Hagar:

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Melissa Etheridge: