The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
I should have blamed it on the kids but even I'm not that cruel.

LMFAO!!!!!!

You should have made a whole story about seeing them take it, and when they keep denying it, you would send them to their rooms. LOL!!!

(Of course, when your wife found out you were lying, she would rip your balls out.)

[bueno bob]

I HATE online access to the credit card info! No longer can I go through massive amounts of money at Mr. Peeps Video Store and on eBay without excuse or fear of implicating myself!

Damn you online banking!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Lemme guess...your wife got you the Ben Affleck Home DVD Collection for XMAS, eh boy?

No Ben Affleck in this house!!! At least that I know of? lol.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Bwahahahaha!!!!!

Same thing in our crib with her Chocolate Soy Milk. Sometimes I'm just too lazy to make the real deal with milk and a couple glasses of her stuff wont kill anyone? Yeah right.........

Chocolate soya milk????????????????

IS THAT WHAT MARRIAGE LEADS TO??????????????????????:eek:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by MAX
No Ben Affleck in this house!!! At least that I know of? lol.

Maybe this makes me even MORE of a fag than I already am, but usually I like Ben Afflecks movies...he's just always struck me as the sort of actor I could sit down with at Denny's, smoke, drink coffee and bullshit with all night and not feel strange about doing it all...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Maybe this makes me even MORE of a fag than I already am, but usually I like Ben Afflecks movies...he's just always struck me as the sort of actor I could sit down with at Denny's, smoke, drink coffee and bullshit with all night and not feel strange about doing it all...

I guess you also imagine him being a good kisser too, huh?:p

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk

You always post the prettiest pictures

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!!!!!

You should have made a whole story about seeing them take it, and when they keep denying it, you would send them to their rooms. LOL!!!

(Of course, when your wife found out you were lying, she would rip your balls out.)

Oh man,

That's baaaaaaaaaad!!! I could NEVER do that to them. I COULD tell the woman that she ate them in her sleep though. I wouldn't feel bad at all. :devilish smile:

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I HATE online access to the credit card info! No longer can I go through massive amounts of money at Mr. Peeps Video Store and on eBay without excuse or fear of implicating myself!

Damn you online banking!

DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!

Yep. Now I can't say "Oh, I've had this DVD set for years hon........."or " You remember when I bought this, dont you.."

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
I guess you also imagine him being a good kisser too, huh?:p

I bet he is!

I'd rather kiss Kevin Smith, though.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
You always post the prettiest pictures

I know. I just have a keen eye for beauty.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
" You remember when I bought this, dont you.."

That was my favorite excuse, too! Most often times it worked...

Now I'm excuseless and all I can get is the "pre-approved" porn she lets me have...what a drag...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Chocolate soya milk????????????????

IS THAT WHAT MARRIAGE LEADS TO??????????????????????:eek:

It isn't bad once you get used to it, if you're too lazy to make a glass of chocolate milk and just want a quick swig out of the container. :shhh:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I bet he is!

I'd rather kiss Kevin Smith, though.

I'm still more of an M. Emmet Walsh kind of person.:p

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
I know. I just have a keen eye for beauty.

Am I beautiful?