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[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm still more of an M. Emmet Walsh kind of person.:p

I'd kiss Jason Mewes, but I'm afraid of the contact high.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
That was my favorite excuse, too! Most often times it worked...

Now I'm excuseless and all I can get is the "pre-approved" porn she lets me have...what a drag...

When I lived with my girlfriend, my excuse was "Oh yeah, I borrowed that off my buddy." Then, months later, she would ask why it was still there. And I would just say that he didn't want it back yet.

Once, the same buddy asked me in front of her if he could borrow it...:p

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Am I beautiful?

You bet your sweet ass you are.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
When I lived with my girlfriend, my excuse was "Oh yeah, I borrowed that off my buddy." Then, months later, she would ask why it was still there. And I would just say that he didn't want it back yet.

Once, the same buddy asked me in front of her if he could borrow it...:p

OOPS! HAHAHAHAHA...if you talked your way outta that one, you're a fuckin' genius....

Well, I'm generally cool in the porn catagory though - the only things I'm generally forbidden from are solo female masterbation tapes (which aren't all that interesting, anyway...), female ejaculation ('cuz usually that's a solo show 9 times out of 10) and anything with a big emphasis on another woman's body (like big tit video things, etc)...

Other than that, I'm pretty much given free access, so it's not that big a deal.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
You bet your sweet ass you are.

My nipples are so fucking perky in that picture!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
OOPS! HAHAHAHAHA...if you talked your way outta that one, you're a fuckin' genius....

Well, I'm generally cool in the porn catagory though - the only things I'm generally forbidden from are solo female masterbation tapes (which aren't all that interesting, anyway...), female ejaculation ('cuz usually that's a solo show 9 times out of 10) and anything with a big emphasis on another woman's body (like big tit video things, etc)...

Other than that, I'm pretty much given free access, so it's not that big a deal.

In other words, you're left with great titles like BOB & RAY'S NIGHT OF EXPLORATION and that winner POOL PARTY WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
When I lived with my girlfriend, my excuse was "Oh yeah, I borrowed that off my buddy." Then, months later, she would ask why it was still there. And I would just say that he didn't want it back yet.

Once, the same buddy asked me in front of her if he could borrow it...:p

I've said the same thing. I told her someone at work would let me borrow things from time to time..........then I would always say "Oh, he quit........damn, now I'll just have to keep this shit!".

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
In other words, you're left with great titles like BOB & RAY'S NIGHT OF EXPLORATION and that winner POOL PARTY WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM.

Lesbian movies & gangbangs? Straight porn? Orgies? Threesomes, foursomes, etc? That's actually most of the collection right there...I have in excessive of 200 movies at this point, I think....

I wouldn't call myself UNLUCKY...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I've said the same thing. I told her someone at work would let me borrow things from time to time..........then I would always say "Oh, he quit........damn, now I'll just have to keep this shit!".

Smart!

...Until she logs in tonight and reviews all your posts for today...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Lesbian movies & gangbangs? Straight porn? Orgies? Threesomes, foursomes, etc? That's actually most of the collection right there...I have in excessive of 200 movies at this point, I think....

I wouldn't call myself UNLUCKY...

LOL. Actually, when I was joking with you that you were so limited that one of the films would be called BOB & RAY'S NIGHT OF EXPLORATION, I didn't say that anyone else would be joining them...

[MAX]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Smart!

...Until she logs in tonight and reviews all your posts for today...

LMAO!!!

[bueno bob]

Scariest. Thing. Ever.

First time I ever went into an arcade booth, I put my money in, sat down, started getting into this threesome on the channel (2 guys/1 girl); everything was going great and suddenly the dude banging the girl rolls her ass OFF the bed, grabs the other guy and just slams himself up the dudes ass! The other dude screamed like a girl and I damn near fell off the fucking seat!!

I exited the room calmly and got the fuck outta there in no time flat...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Smart!

...Until she logs in tonight and reviews all your posts for today...

"Damn honey, I'm so sick of these fuckers editing my posts.........that post originally said "Man, do I love my wife. I mean I LOVE my wife, and would NEVER EVER EVER lie to her. Ever.........EVER!!!!!!!!!!!"

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
"Damn honey, I'm so sick of these fuckers editing my posts.........that post originally said "Man, do I love my wife. I mean I LOVE my wife, and would NEVER EVER EVER lie to her. Ever.........EVER!!!!!!!!!!!"

TOO LATE NOW, GUY!!!!

Is that a burn?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Scariest. Thing. Ever.

First time I ever went into an arcade booth, I put my money in, sat down, started getting into this threesome on the channel (2 guys/1 girl); everything was going great and suddenly the dude banging the girl rolls her ass OFF the bed, grabs the other guy and just slams himself up the dudes ass! The other dude screamed like a girl and I damn near fell off the fucking seat!!

I exited the room calmly and got the fuck outta there in no time flat...then went out, found a hot male hooker, and asked him to re-create the scene with me! The dude was hung like the fucking Rancor!