The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Fuck off, WISEGUY.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by wiseguy
LOL good one

A LIFE. Get one. HURRY.

[Bill Lumbergh]

IT'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After YEARS(well more like days) of waiting it's finally arrived!!!!!!!!!! "The Sheep Pen Boogie Bands BRAND NEW ALBUM is finally hitting store shelves Tuesday........Produced by the band members themselves, this 10 track extravaganza follows up last years album which sold an impressive 17 copies.......and counting! Here's a sneak preview of the track listing!"


Rikk: Vocals, banjo, mellotron, mandolin, and cowbells(you fag!)

Bueno Bob: Vocals, Guitar, Skin Flute

Matt White: Vocals, bass, serial killer van

Bill Lumbergh: Vocals, Guitars, Bottles o' Jack

NickdFresh: Vocals, drums, extremely small penis


1. I don't like the sheep(but the sheep like me) 2:37 (Rikk)

2. Fuck with Salacious Crumb, and you're fucking with me 4:12(Bueno Bob)

3. What's that fucking stench?! Oh Hi Fab ! 6:03 (White, Lumbergh)

4. Roseanne Theme Song(special guest lMS) 1:41 (Arrangement by Rikk)

5. 45 posts a day(and I STILL can't get no ass) 3:22 (dFresh)

6. Max, stop pming us the nude pics of yourself you sick fuck! 3:26 (White, Lumbergh)

7. FLAC YOU! (Lou's Tale) 4:17 (Lumbergh, dFresh, Rikk, White)

8. Jabba The Hutt is my Dad 2:11 (Bueno Bob)

9. Family Re-union Blues 4:52 (Rikk)

10. The Gerbil's Tale (Escape from Guwapo's Ass) 11:46 (White, Lumbergh)

[MAX]

Hey,

I played on the album too or at least helped in some way!!!

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god, that's great.

I am so proud of this album, actually. The harmonica work that the guesting LITTLE SKITTLES (lms2) put on her theme song for Roseanne was exquisite. And BILL, that's quite the guitar solo you put in WHERE'S THAT FUCKING STENCH. Allah is proud.

God, we know how to slap them up at the Pen, huh?

[MAX]

I'm glad you guys don't like wiseguy either cos I thought I was the only one. Dude flipped me shit in a thread and I'd never crossed paths with him prior. Pissed me off.

[Rikk]

The PEN does not support WISEGUY.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey,

I played on the album too or at least helped in some way!!!

SSSHHHHHHH!!!!! I dont want anyone to know that you actually played Bob's parts..........

[Rikk]

Who produced this album, BILL?

[MAX]

I "played" Bob's "parts?" LMAO!!!!

Sick, I know but fuck it cos it's the fucking PEN!!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Who produced this album, BILL?

We are all credited with that..........but we all know who REALLY produced this masterpiece...........

[Rikk]

MAX, your boyfriend is getting pale.



I think he needs to get out more.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
I "played" Bob's "parts?" LMAO!!!!

Sick, I know but fuck it cos it's the fucking PEN!!!!

Stop shining his helmet, fer christsake!

[MAX]

Do I stink?

*sniff* *sniff*

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Yes, we're fucking............any questions? No?! 2, 3, 4.....Wake me up, before.........."