The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

Fuck, that's creepy......

UGLLLEWGHGHGWWWLL

I'm about to dry heave.

[Rikk]

Why are you disgusted, MAX? You used to fuck both of them. Now you just listen to George's records and reminisce.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
little dick rikk will suck your prick//// now that every one knows your nick name fucker. talk about a good write you type and write so much shit and go on and on .but yet you still aint said shit..... can you understand that sheep....... go home and do your home work....... when your in the pen be sure not to suck off the sheep homo...

Classic post from the past...........

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Damn, how much can you hold down there?!"

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Classic post from the past...........

Man, those were the days. cockvanhalen69 was hilarious. He actually posts here once in a while, still.

That fucker has absolutely no grammatical skill or true wit. And he's fucking hilarious.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
This weeks winner is the one and only............


Rockvanhalen66 aka Learning to write!


Boy, where do you start with Rock. Rock was discovered by his adoptive

parents clinging to a floating human turd off the coast of R.I.

at the age of five. His father apparently drowned in this failed attempt

to immigrate from New Jersey to New York on a home made raft.

Rhode Island became home to Rock where he spent the next eleven

years completing grades one through four, and then this………….

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[Rikk]

LOL. Man, GAYAPO sure was fucking boring in those days, huh? I suppose the fact that he's even more braindead now only increases his value to us because he talks less.

It was such a sad day when he stopped being a Pen Admin.

[Matt White]

DAMN!!! 8001!!!

Cheers!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
IT'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After YEARS(well more like days) of waiting it's finally arrived!!!!!!!!!! "The Sheep Pen Boogie Bands BRAND NEW ALBUM is finally hitting store shelves Tuesday........Produced by the band members themselves, this 10 track extravaganza follows up last years album which sold an impressive 17 copies.......and counting! Here's a sneak preview of the track listing!"


Rikk: Vocals, banjo, mellotron, mandolin, and cowbells(you fag!)

Bueno Bob: Vocals, Guitar, Skin Flute

Matt White: Vocals, bass, serial killer van

Bill Lumbergh: Vocals, Guitars, Bottles o' Jack

NickdFresh: Vocals, drums, extremely small penis


1. I don't like the sheep(but the sheep like me) 2:37 (Rikk)

2. Fuck with Salacious Crumb, and you're fucking with me 4:12(Bueno Bob)

3. What's that fucking stench?! Oh Hi Fab ! 6:03 (White, Lumbergh)

4. Roseanne Theme Song(special guest lMS) 1:41 (Arrangement by Rikk)

5. 45 posts a day(and I STILL can't get no ass) 3:22 (dFresh)

6. Max, stop pming us the nude pics of yourself you sick fuck! 3:26 (White, Lumbergh)

7. FLAC YOU! (Lou's Tale) 4:17 (Lumbergh, dFresh, Rikk, White)

8. Jabba The Hutt is my Dad 2:11 (Bueno Bob)

9. Family Re-union Blues 4:52 (Rikk)

10. The Gerbil's Tale (Escape from Guwapo's Ass) 11:46 (White, Lumbergh)

I like it! For my tune I combined an old bluues standard with "Beth" by Peter Criss. Very sensitive stuff indeed.

[bueno bob]

Hey guys, we've still got a shitload of covers we can release as B sides, you know!"

"Bob Rules" (version of "The Mob Rules" - Black Sabbath)

"Excite Her" (version of "Exciter" - Judas Priest)

"Hell Bent for Heather" (version of "Hell Bent for Leather" - Judas Priest)

"Ram Her Down" (version of "Ram it Down" - Judas Priest)

"Gerbil Lover" (version of "Turbo Lover" dedicated to Gaywapo - Judas Priest)

"Matt Out of Hell" (version of "Bat Out of Hell" dedicated to Matt White - Meat Loaf)

"Crazy Nights" (version of "Crazy Nights" just because Rikk INSISTED we cover something from his favorite album ever - Kiss)

"How Can We Be Lovers if We Can't Be Friends" (Michael Bolton's timeless classic; Bill wanted to do it and dedicate it to Gene Simmons)

"More Than Words Can Say" (Alias' hit, yet another dedication, this time from Max to George Michael)

...so do we have any more?

[Rikk]

Wow, those are great choices. I must say I'm really proud of you, BOB, for coming up with such a great list. Obviously, GERBIL LOVER is a classic. It'll be one of those classic cases of the b-side being flipped over and becoming the bigger hit. GAYWAPO wil be happy too, until he realizes he has no legal right to absolutely any royalties from this recording.

BTW, we're going to induct another VAN HAGAR album today. So if you're a Pen Admin and you haven't voted yet on your least favorite or most-hated VAN HAGAR album, do so. So far we've got 7884 and NICK voting for OU812 and me and MATT saying 5150. Vote now. Don't forget that BALANCE is also a choice, as well as the live album. F.U.C.K., however, has already been inducted.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Wow, those are great choices. I must say I'm really proud of you, BOB, for coming up with such a great list. Obviously, GERBIL LOVER is a classic. It'll be one of those classic cases of the b-side being flipped over and becoming the bigger hit. GAYWAPO wil be happy too, until he realizes he has no legal right to absolutely any royalties from this recording.

BTW, we're going to induct another VAN HAGAR album today. So if you're a Pen Admin and you haven't voted yet on your least favorite or most-hated VAN HAGAR album, do so. So far we've got 7884 and NICK voting for OU812 and me and MATT saying 5150. Vote now. Don't forget that BALANCE is also a choice, as well as the live album. F.U.C.K., however, has already been inducted.

I did a special "tribute" to the live record last week.........IMO it goes hand in hand(or is that "dick in ass") with FUCK. For me it's GOTTA be ou812.........

[Matt White]

I'll do a guitar solo...."INDUCTION"!!!!

Just throw my guitar down the basement steps...hit "record" first, of course!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Matt White
I'll do a guitar solo...."INDUCTION"!!!!

Just throw my guitar down the basement steps...hit "record" first, of course!!!

How the fuck ya been Matt?! I'm back full time the past week or so, and you and Nick basically disapear! Trying to tell me something, fuckers?!

[Rikk]

MATT sent me the following PM last week, BILL:

Yo, RIKK. Look man, I'm getting really pissed. I noticed BILL and BOB are back. And you know how I feel about those cocksuckers. I hate them so much, it makes me so angry. I've found out where BILL lives, and I'm thinking of driving over there and killing him.

What do you think?