The Sheep Pen

[Matt White]

Somebody washed the place overnight!

CURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!!!

[bueno bob]

Damnit...I thought somebody was supposed to be licking the sticky off all this time, too...I'm obviously not getting my moneys worth from the escort services...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I think Katydid was the stunt dick in that movie.

Yes, he did. I know for a fact because, once again, it was the company that I work for that hired Him. I was Spammy's stunt hair, once again, and Katydid was Alex's dick. True story that.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Katydid was Alex's dick. True story that.

I heard the movie sold more copies than BOBW, too!

What notoriety!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That is true, as well.

In fact, it sold more than the entire Van Hagar back catalouge.

[bueno bob]

Good to see that the gay community came out in support for Alex and Sammy in droves...the residuals must be how Katydid keeps paying for internet service...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That, plus I think on his CV he said he sometimes works as a gay gigolo.

"He's just a gigolo,
And Everywhere he goes,
People know the part he's playin'".

And, this is only a wicked whisper, but I believe that one of his regular customers is 3 Inch Cock. It's a small world isn't it. Actually, we can probably ask Katydid if 3IC really has a 3 inch cock.

[bueno bob]

I'm starting to think Katydud and Three Inch Cock are one and the same....

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I suppose it's a possibility. They have both been missing for a while.

I think we managed to scare 3IC off though, it must have been the threatening PMs you sent him, Bob.

I must say, I was involved in such a pastime, myself, and it was possibly the greatest thing I have ever done. I invite others to send 3IC death threats.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I suppose it's a possibility. They have both been missing for a while.

I think we managed to scare 3IC off though, it must have been the threatening PMs you sent him, Bob.

I must say, I was involved in such a pastime, myself, and it was possibly the greatest thing I have ever done. I invite others to send 3IC death threats.

Absolutely. Myself, I PMed him and told him that I had tracked down his IP number...he demanded to know what it was...so I responded back with an IP number series I just made up off the top of my head, figuring 3LR would be so stupid, he wouldn't even know his...I figured this due to the fact that he's a Hagar diehard, which wasn't much of a leap of faith to speak of...

Lo and behold, he apparently bought it because he vanished immediately thereafter and stayed gone for the following week. Probably took him that long to figure out what his IP number was and realize I was full of shit, hah hah!

Please come back soon, 3LR, if you're lurking; I have many, many other fun and exciting games we can play!

[Rikk]

He's one scary dude, that THREE LOCK ROCK. He makes the other sheep almost seem normal.

[bueno bob]

Almost. 3LR is...well, how would you put it...look up a picture of Sheep in the Dictionary and you'll see a picture of 3LR staring back at you. Hasn't been somebody so blindly Van Hagar since....well....the last time I felt it, it was in the presence of my old master.

[Rikk]

I should officially give VANZILLA his job in just a bit. I think I'll reprint the SHEEP PEN profiles we have, with any changes. I'll do that in a bit when I get home.

[bueno bob]

Cool cool Looking forward to it!

[Matt White]

Congrats to VAN! The SHEEP ranks are growing!

ALL HAIL THE PEN!