The Sheep Pen

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I'm sorry that I keep asking about Alan merchandise, but some friends of mine (the ones who have become believers in Alan, also my Phisics teacher, Mr Bell) would like to know if, when Alan's website is opened, if we will be able to order T-shirts with some of Alan's words of wisdom on them.

EG

One of the picture that says "Greetings from Alan The Panther"

Maybe "Don't Fuck With The Best. Don't Fuck With Alan The Panther" as well.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I took us off page 316!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I took us off page 316!!

Good for you! Very big cheers from me, sir!

If you would like to read Alan's latest words of wisdom, they can be found in the fan introduction forum, in the thread "Well, say hello already!", started by Candy. I have succesfully harnassed one of Alan's many teachings this morning and felt compelled to pass it on to the new recruits.

[bueno bob]

Are we all going?

[Nickdfresh]

:D I'll be preaching the sermon!

[GAR]

So -

Where is it you guys get Alan from Allah (all praise and glory be under him) ?

[Matt White]

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by GAR
So -

Where is it you guys get Alan from Allah (all praise and glory be under him) ?

Fuck off, GAR. You're not welcome in our Pen, you whiner.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by GAR
So -

Where is it you guys get Alan from Allah (all praise and glory be under him) ?

Katydid is our inspiration! Her ability to make pussies throw in the towel is legendary!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Katydid is our inspiration! Her ability to make pussies throw in the towel is legendary!

Yeah, it's funny that GAR is still here, isn't it? Didn't he also say he was leaving after he was busted for breaking into the mod room?:p

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by GAR
So -

Where is it you guys get Alan from Allah (all praise and glory be under him) ?

shut your neck

[bueno bob]

Does it seem cold in here to you?

[tjvhou812]

indeed it does bob

[bueno bob]

Just got off the phone with The Cos (again)...he's really pissed this time...man, I think we gotta get the Sheep Pen back into working order, otherwise he's coming down here to kick our asses and cheat on his wife with our girls!

I think he means business this time!

[bueno bob]

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