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My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
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OK you sheep, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your faces or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!Comment
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That's the best looking misplaced post I've ever seen, baby."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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Originally posted by Hecubus
That's the best looking misplaced post I've ever seen, baby.
Loooooooooong time, no see!!!! Where in the fuck have you been?
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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John Wayne was a fag. He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.Comment
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That doesn't mean he was a fag, it means he enjoyed cross dressing. Now, c'mon, don't tell me you've never slipped on a pair of heels...Comment
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Fuck that. John Wayne was no fag.
sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopyComment
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Let's not offend your "buddy" Dan.Originally posted by seenbad
Fuck that. John Wayne was no fag.
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oof. That's right. My bad.
No offense Dan.
Hey, there's good fags and bad fags and just no way is it possible that guys a fag. Dan? Good fag. BT? Bad fag. John Wayne? No fucking way possible.sheepa lotta peepa dahba looka fo uh moopyComment
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Fuck the lot of you for even putting The Duke and the word fag in the same sentence. You will all go to hell for that you rotten bastards!!!!EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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My grandma used to jar them like jelly and I'd put it on toast, damn fine eatin' right there.The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitchComment
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Fags?EAT US AND SMILE!!!!Comment
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No dude, figs.The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitchComment
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You think I'm some freak or something
The BLASTFurnace turned me into a bitchComment
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Didn't you ever see "Repo Man?"Originally posted by MAX
Fuck the lot of you for even putting The Duke and the word fag in the same sentence. You will all go to hell for that you rotten bastards!!!!Comment
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