The Sheep Pen

[MAX]

Nope, no dueling dude. She's ALL mine!!!!! We shared a night of passion in the rain, ate strawberries, acted out scenes from 9 1/2 Weeks and drank Dom Perignon. Admit it, that definitely beats your lame mudbath ala "Woodstock" behind a sheep pen I.E. BARN? Loser!!!!

[Rikk]

LOL. That's it!

Tomorrow I'm going to take lms up to my beach house. We're going to drink wine, eat fruit, enjoy hours of sensous foreplay...and then I'm going to take her to sexual heights that your two inches could never even begin to live up to. The passion will be so strong, I'm going to make her moan "I hate MAX, I hate MAX".

Yes, it will be beautiful.

Just to help turn lms off of you even more, I'm going to enclose this recent picture of you that was taken at your mental health picnic.

I'm sorry I had to do this, MAX:

[lms2]

ROTFLMAO

No duels. Women like me need two men. Especially when one of them is as busy as you are Rikk.

We can still go to your beach house. As a matter of fact, I INSIST we go to your beach house. THAT does sound like fun.

Sorry Max.

P.S. That was my first mud bath-it was very squishy, and good for the skin. Don't knock it till you try it. and when I get back from the beach...we just might.

[OLO]

Originally posted by Rikk
She tried to ruin a longtime friendship over the weekend. It backfired when both parties spoke to each other about what she was saying. That is what actually happened.

Don't feel sorry for her.

So who is it????

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
Does it seem cold in here to you?

Nawwwwww........ Not tonight. Things are happy in the pen aye TJ?

Anything left in that bottle?

no, i drank it all...

max, give me another cigarette

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
no, i drank it all...

max, give me another cigarette

What's there to do tonight, anything?

Keep this up and you might be ready for parole? LOL!!!

Ehhh, you know it's all in fun anyway don't you "Poopboy?"

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
What's there to do tonight, anything?

Keep this up and you might be ready for parole? LOL!!!

Ehhh, you know it's all in fun anyway don't you "Poopboy?"

sure, for me to poop on

[MAX]

Damnit, you are making me want to open the gates and set you FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP IT!!!!!

[tjvhou812]

hey, the pen is a great place to argue,

i dont care if any1 calls me a sheep...

i saw dlr, more times than half the people on here, who call me a sheep...

i know i'm a dlr fan, but im also a van halen aka van hagar fan

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
hey, the pen is a great place to argue,

i dont care if any1 calls me a sheep...

i saw dlr, more times than half the people on here, who call me a sheep...

i know i'm a dlr fan, but im also a van halen aka van hagar fan

You said it!!!! It's supposed to be for fun and ridding this place of degenerates who preach Van Hagar. THAT is the only reason that you are in there. Regardless, you understand that this is just internetland. If you would just not praise the fat bastard on a DLR site, you would have never gone in. Regardless, it's all in fun and I know that you aren't a bad guy.

Fuck it!!!! It's all good!!!!!


See? I LOVE OUR SHEEP!!!!!

[tjvhou812]

it seems cold in here to me

[Bill Lumbergh]

Close the trailer door then!

[MAX]

Bill,

I'm getting too soft. You have to lock the pen cos they're getting to me. *Sniff Sniff*

I guess fighting the Orca OUT of the PEN has physically drained me?

Thanks,

Max

[Bill Lumbergh]

I feel really bad for you bro. Here, while I'm locking the pen up, this should comfort you!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Sheep pen update.............SHEEP PEN REJECT FAB SHADOW ATTENDS HER 15th CONSECUTIVE VAN HAGAR SHOW..........REWARDED WITH YEARS SUPPLY OF KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN AND USED "VOA" CASSETTE TAPE............