The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

LOL. The FAT ASS WASHER 2000 actually has a 2005 version coming out soon! That will cover the extreme cases (700 lbs and over).

Anyway, both of those pics of FAB look a lot like the wheelbarrow pic to me. And if that's the case, she needs to be thrown out again so we can start spending time paying attention to POOP BOY.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Poop Boy was born on May 17, 1973 to Earl and Frank Johnson. He was born a normal child, but as Rikk will explain, things only went downhill from there.............

[Bill Lumbergh]

Earl, Frank, and Poop Boy one day after the fuckers........er, bundle of joys, birth.........

[Rikk]

Contrary to popular belief, POOP BOY had no problem finding women. In fact, he had four steady girlfriends in high school. Here they are at graduation after POOP BOY spent an afternoon with all four of them in the school shitter, fornicating and listening to POOP BOY's well-worn cassette copy of VOA...

[Bill Lumbergh]

...........however, not all was well in cheese land. One day, after masturbating to a CHIPS rerun, Poop Boy caught Big Bertha( his skinny 300 lb. bitch) listening to Van Halen classic "Top Jimmy". He immediately poisoned her twinkie stash, and was sentenced to 10 years hard labor........however he found an unlikely hero and confidante in prison.........

[Rikk]

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!! My boss asked me if I was working. I just laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair!!!

[Rikk]

Of course, you know what they say about TURKISH prisons...the prisoners often become like their captors. POOP BOY, who had started his Van Halen fan life enjoying ROMEO DELIGHT and MEAN STREET like the rest of us, was tortured for weeks at a time with screenings of LIVE WITHOUT A NET and forced listenings of OU812. In fact, every Saturday was F.U.C.K. day, whereby he was forced to listen to the F.U.C.K. album over and over again for 24 hours! Each time SPANKED blasted through the loudspeakers, the Captain of the guard, Eliou Hasan Sas, would whip POOP BOY on the ass with a dreaded 5150 Tour T-shirt.

There was only so much torture POOP BOY could take...and in time, he became just like Captain Hasan Sas (and so many other mentally ill Sammy Hagar fans across the world and in North America).

Here's a picture of POOP BOY, taken after he was released from the prison and given a job as a Turkish guard and President of the Turkish Sammy Hagar Fan Club (scary stuff):

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
It is with great sadness that I must step down from

my position as a Sheep Pen administrator.

A close member of my family has become quite ill and

is in hospital quite a distance from here. Long commutes several days

per week will prevent me from performing my duties as PEN

biographer.

I would like to stress that this really has nothing to do with

the crap going down right now BUT, I would also like to remind

everyone that when Rikk and I came up with this it was supposed

to be fun. To date all of the inductees have kicked and struggled

but also laughed with and at us. Some people though, well

they just don't get it and have to turn it into something else.

It is stressful dealing with a family crises. I used to be able to

turn to the PEN for a laugh, not recently though. Shame really.

my prayers are w/ya bud

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
Contrary to popular belief, POOP BOY had no problem finding women. In fact, he had four steady girlfriends in high school. Here they are at graduation after POOP BOY spent an afternoon with all four of them in the school shitter, fornicating and listening to POOP BOY's well-worn cassette copy of VOA...

the sad thing rikk, is the fat bitch on the left is your mom

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
the sad thing rikk, is the fat bitch on the left is your mom

Untrue. All lies. Are you still admitting that you were seeing all four of them in high school?

Now get back in the fucking pen!

[lms2]

LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE HERE TONIGHT!

[seenbad]

I'm feeling FABULOUS today.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by seenbad
I'm feeling FABULOUS today.

What? How are you seeing her? Are you dating her now?:D

[lms2]

Rikk almost sound jealous eh seen?

[seenbad]

yeah, he wants gay man sex with me. He's an odd duck.