The Sheep Pen

[Dan]

Heres To The Next 600 Pages. :bottle:

[Matt White]

here here

[Matt White]

There there

[Matt White]

And now...the wit & wisdom of one DAVID LEE ROTH...

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

[Matt White]

"Inspiration doesn’t come from nowhere. You don’t lay in a dark black room and suddenly a burst of light and the hand of the lord comes out and says “here, have a song”

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"I wanna be a pirate. I wanna live by pirate rules. Desperate men in search of desperate fortunes? You bet yer ass!"

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"We’d all heard stories of rock bands throwing TV’s out hotel windows. I like getting enough extension cords plugged together so that the TV stays on, all the way to the ground. I don’t know why, its just kind of abstract, but that’s what made it aesthetic."

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"My show is the best kind of entertainment, like porno. You can't spoil the ending because everyone already knows it."

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"To Do is to be... Plato said that.... To Be is to do.. Aristotle said that... Shoo-be-do-be do...Sinatra, baby!"

[Matt White]

"For a while on the first tour, we were opening up for Journey. Journey would have a few people backstage, but they were all married, it was very domestic. The Van Halen backstage party would be packed, so we’d regularly be threatened to be kicked off the tour. During sound check one day the singer’s got this scarf around his neck, and I said to him, ‘Why do you have scarf around your neck?’ He said ‘It was a rough night last night; strained myself a bit.’ Next day at sound check I showed up on stage with a scarf around my dick!"

[Matt White]

"Back in the day we’d play these backyard keg parties, and the cops would always bust ‘em up. We’d just go ‘man, we’re with the band. All we want is out.’ So they’d leave us alone. Then we’d add, ‘oh, and she’s with me. And so is she. Her too.’"

[Matt White]

And my friends...for 18,000...the CLASSIC....

"There are two rules to living well. The first is, don't sweat the little shit. The second is, it's all little shit. In other words, We may be lost, but we're way ahead of schedule."

[Dan]

Greats Posts Matt.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Matt White
"To Do is to be... Plato said that.... To Be is to do.. Aristotle said that... Shoo-be-do-be do...Sinatra, baby!"

:D

Ha Ha!!

[Matt White]

DAVE is the fucking man.........