The Sheep Pen

[PETE'S BROTHER]

it was easy, i just dared

[Dan]

Sweet As.:D

[Dan]

Damn,I Love Summer.:D

[bueno bob]

RIKK

- Rikk is the true supreme ruler of the Sheep Pen. He is a raging drunk. Alan the Panther once said of Rikk "Helga! Where's my cheese??". Rikk once took a Rubik's Cube and invented not only Pac-Man and Tetris, but the nude version of Twister as well. Formerly an ice pirate, Rikk eventually joined forces with the combined strength of Alan Thicke, Star Jones and Engelbert Humperdink to form Tower Records. While most of America has been convinced of the closure of Tower Records, Rikk, Star and Englebert know the truth and only reveal the location of Towers to the elite few that they deem worthy of them. A founding member of the reality TV movement, Rikk was inspired by the life stories of Gary Coleman and Todd Bridges. Having appeared on "Cops" at least 8 times now, Rikk has been asked repeatedly over the years about the secret of his success. His answer? "Michael J. Fox. And fuck you." Rikk currently resides in Miami, Florida, earning a living as a former burned spy by helping good guys pay back the bad guys - with the assistance of Bruce Campbell, Gabrielle Anwar and Sharon Gless.

[bueno bob]

DLR7884

- DLR7884 is the true supreme ruler of the Sheep Pen. Founder of the internationally renown Death Squad, he once reached a level of awesome so intense that he spontaneously combusted and gave birth to the final three titans - David Hasselhoff, Kirk Cameron and of course, Lenny Bruce. A true verbal genius, the American masses hang on his every word for the next quotable water-cooler phrase at work. This has most recently been "I cut the cheese, shithead. And what of the spatula??". An accomplished trapeze artist, 7884 can often times be found in desert environments in deep mescaline induced trances. A known stalker, he has preyed on numerous women, among them Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rosie Perez and Ben Stein. Due to his incredible wealth of verbal fortitude, he has managed to talk himself out of any and all jail time for his offenses, and once even managed to get a judge to cut him a check large enough to spend the night with Lindsay Lohan - a whole $26! A well known militia member, DLR7884 currently resides in a rural area of Montana where he was known to be capturing cow flatulence in an effort to power his backyard anti-aircraft rocketry.

[bueno bob]

NICKDFRESH

- Nickdfresh is the true supreme ruler of the Sheep Pen. "I love Nick," Alan the Panther said. "He fluffed my bunny and made it very, very fluffy. It was all rather fabulous. Now excuse me, I must lick my toes." Nick is a sitting judge on the Supreme Court, a fact known by absolutely nobody until now. He was also a ghost bassist on Black Sabbath's "Heaven and Hell" album in 1980, although he claims to never have picked up a bass once in his life. Nick invented celery, a fact also known by absolutely nobody. More commonly known was that Nick invaded Nazi Germany in 1942 and killed Adolph Hitler himself by sitting on his face until he smothered. Later generations blamed Nick for the more common Hitler body doubles that continued showing up until 1983, but Nick himself has insisted that these falsities were not his problem and once laid down legislation taxing them into a 2% higher bracket, leading them to eventually commit ritualistic suicide in the mass Hitler death-off of 1995. Nick currently resides in Coburn, Illinois where he teaches poetry to freshman college girls.

[bueno bob]

TJVHOU812

- Poop Boy is the true supreme ruler of the Sheep Pen. A rather unknown fact is that Poop Boy is actually a Sammy Hagar fan. And I'm not making that up, he really is. It was only his good fashion sense that got him from the "Sheep of the Week" status up to Sheep Pen Admin. That and the fact that he's very "talented" in other areas. Why, just ask Merle. "Ohhh buddy, you have no idea," Merle said. And with that, the decision as to whether it would be Poop Boy or Oral Roberts becoming the new Pen Admin was made. "I hate carrots," Clint Eastwood once said of Poop Boy. "But I do log on to the Roth Army forums once every month to yell at Poop Boy." A master contortionist, Poop Boy was arrested several years ago for attempting to sneak down the chimney of his local 7-11, not realizing that they in fact have no chimneys. He sometimes works as a body double for Mick Mars and can on occasion be found smuggling illegal aliens into Arizona. He currently resides in Fulsom County Prison where he shares a cell - and everything else - with someone his letters refer to lovingly as "Oscar Baby".

[Dan]

I Love The Sheep Pen.:D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

danno ! so sorry for your loss

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110607/ap_on_re_as/as_new_zealand_famous_sheep_dies

the Merino sheep prized for some of the softest wool.
In a country where sheep outnumber people by nearly 10 to one, Shrek's story of stubbornness and guile appealed to many. After his capture, Shrek was shorn on live TV in a broadcast that was picked up around the world. His story inspired three books.
"He was quite an elderly statesman," said owner John Perriam. "He taught us a lot."
Until becoming sick three weeks ago, Shrek toured the country, commanding $16,000 for appearances and getting the star treatment wherever he went. In one appearance, Shrek was shorn atop a large iceberg that was floating near the South Island coast.


kiwis are very fond of sheeps

[Dan]

I Love Moon-Pies.:D

[Shaun Ponsonby]

SHAUN PONSONBY

- Shaun Ponsonby is the true supreme ruler of the Sheep Pen. An accomplished typist, he can type nearly 42 words a minute with only 23 errors. His real name is Candice Linkletter and he often times teaches substitute classes of personal dance and dream interpretation. Shaun Ponsonby decided to apply to be President of the United States, interviewed, got the job offer, and told them to fuck off when he found out that there wasn't a lot of cabbage in the White House. Some people say he looks like Mr. T, but in fact, Shaun Ponsonby, Candice Linkletter and Mr. T ARE the same person. This is a fact known to the elite only, which is basically everybody. They once got together for a party and drank Red Bull and ate bananas until they had diarhea, which was very uncomfortable considering their was only one bath tub to be found. Shaun prefers to be called Stiffy and he lives in Ottawa teaching raccoons to re-enact live action renditions of his Halo video games.

More to come....

I've really fucking changed in the last few years. I look alarmingly like a really irritating cunt who refuses to fuck off.

Ah, well...at least I got a nice pair of shoes out of it. How d'ya like them apples?

[Dan]

He Is A Changed Man.

[Dave's Bitch]

it's quiet...a little too quiet

[Dan]

Can We Get A Sheep Pen Group Hug In Here?

[Matt White]