The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Ask RIKK.

All right sheep, on the count of three, let's sing:

"Guwapo,
I can't stop lovin' you, no matter what you say or do,
You know your heart is true, oh oa,
I can't stop lovin' you."

That's right Guwapo. We're going to declare you the SHEEP PEN FRIEND OF THE WEEK. That's right, buddy...you've increased traffic a super amount this week. We're going to hit 3000 in no time!!

Thanks pal!

In the meantime, who are you again?:D

Alright sheep-lovers...start saving your coin. We need all the money we can get! We're going to save our sheep! That's right...we're going to invest in Weapons of Mass Destruction and destroy's GUWAPO's work computer so that he can't spam the Pen!

OUR GOALS:
$5000 - some anthrax to kill Guwapo's IT department
$10000 - a girl willing to have sex with Guwapo to distract him for a couple of hours
$20000 - some uranium to frame Guwapo and send him to Guantanamo Bay

That's right, people. Start spending!!:D We need your help! SAVE THE SHEEP and GET GUWAPO LAID in the process (since he is no longer meeting our friend in Orillia for sex as he originally planned before it was announced here)!!

Here's a picture of Guwapo, dying for a woman...(it truly displays his two-faced and contradictory nature:D ).

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Rikk
[B]All right sheep, on the count of three, let's sing:

"Guwapo,
I can't stop lovin' you, no matter what you say or do,
You know your heart is true, oh oa,
I can't stop lovin' you."

/B]

I don't know the words......

[Rikk]

* * * * * SHEEP PEN ANNOUNCEMENT * * * * *

Now, we really could spend all our time thanking Guwapo (BTW, if you look this word up in the Mexican dictionary, it actually describes a good vacation at the Cabo Wabo...think about it: "How was your vacation?" "It was a good Wabo...a Guwapo"...kind of sheepish if you ask me). Numbers are up, sheep are running.

It's time to throw in another Sheep into the Pen and declare a SHEEP OF THE WEEK (three days late, but sue me...somebody's bound to soon!).

Now, my good friend RUSTOFFA should be quoted here. He recently wrote a book called TEACHING THE SHEEP HOW TO THINK WITHOUT SHEARING THEM. Let me quote Chapter 6, section 14 of this book: "The first thing we have to do is teach you sheep proper communication skills." Later, in lecture, Rustoffa told our sheep class: "Now, I'd like to direct you to the Army library where you can check out PROSE FOR PENISES. Pay special attention to the chapter on getting the compositional living fuck kicked out of you. Test on Friday!" In lecture, Rustoffa was speaking to a new student, ScottToronto.

Now, I am also a resident of Toronto, Scott. In fact, Guwapo would be quick to point out that I was at the 1995 Balance show (don't blame me...I was only 20). So maybe we ran into each other there? I was in Section 400, protecting my Japanese Balance CD from ruffians. You were probably in 2nd or 3rd row. So, I already feel a kinship with you. But, I'm afraid, I have to throw you in the Pen. There's been too much public pressure. The Sheep Pen Aquarium Manager DAN has already pushed for this for a week now. But we've been busy swatting flies for days...and it's time to get back to work.

Our latest nomination for SHEEP OF THE WEEK is my neighbor: SCOTT TORONTO.

"ScottToronto," you say? "What did he ever do?" "He must love Roth!" "Toronto is a cool city!"

Yes, Toronto is a cool city. But he emigrated from Whitby when he was fourteen and...well...here's a sample of his work.

SCOTTY wrote: "And while im at it......ya'll are living in the past......no reunion with Roth is ever gunna happen, and tht comes from both sides of the fence...and whoever said DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN!.....look at the last name of of the guitarist and drummer its: VAN HALEN"

First off, idiot, no one in Toronto say "yall". And if you want to S-P-E-L-L "yall", there's an apostrophe in there somewhere, "brudda". Second, David Lee Roth is Van Halen. If he weren't why would the band be completely and utterly shitty since 1985 (even on the ever-legendary Japanese Balance CD)?

SCOTTY wrote: "so far I have been called a fucking moron, a dick, a cocksucker and a dumb Canadian.....wow, I can see most of you here are part of society that find post high school education important........NOT!!"

Scott, Scott...see, grammar and parallel structure are things the education system tries to teach most high school students. Now being a graduate of both an Ontario high school and a graduate of an Ontario University, I find it sad that you wouldn't know what a problem of parallelism is. But please, do not insult a Roth fans' grammatical skills after we just did a background check on you at the Links and discovered the following post which proves you are not a high school graduate: "me really like Hagar good yeah it's fun i like teh part in seventh seal where the guitar is rockin yeah! its good adn fun when hagar sings and eddie plays guitar loud yeah! balance good especially japanese version im going to cabo this year last year was a guwapo". Scott, Scott...most Roth fans have been well-educated. If you want, the Sheep Pen grammar police will keep an eye on you during our next attack.

SCOTT wrote:
"Ok I think I have learned my lesson here......I can see that most of you are very pro ROTH....cool........All the names I have been called
the bogus Homosexual references that I put up??? errrr ummm I did not know how much my views on the music woul dget me into so much hot water."

:D

SCOTT wrote:
"And Van Halen movie..........reach out a grab a brain....they are too busy touring"



So, without further ado, let's turn this over to the SHEEP PEN death squad (when they come online)...a simple induction...very simple...something necessary...something very stupid.

Excuse me, I'd like to write more, but I have to go listen to my beloved Japanese edition of Balance.

[Rikk]

REMINDER:

Any pledger in our SAVE THE SHEEP campaign will have their choice of one of the following gifts, some gasoline and a matchbook. How could you say no?

[ZahZoo]

Captive audience takes in the news of the week...

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Rikk
All right sheep, on the count of three, let's sing:

"Guwapo,
I can't stop lovin' you, no matter what you say or do,
You know your heart is true, oh oa,
I can't stop lovin' you."

That's right Guwapo. We're going to declare you the SHEEP PEN FRIEND OF THE WEEK. That's right, buddy...you've increased traffic a super amount this week. We're going to hit 3000 in no time!!

Thanks pal!

In the meantime, who are you again?:D

Alright sheep-lovers...start saving your coin. We need all the money we can get! We're going to save our sheep! That's right...we're going to invest in Weapons of Mass Destruction and destroy's GUWAPO's work computer so that he can't spam the Pen!

OUR GOALS:
$5000 - some anthrax to kill Guwapo's IT department
$10000 - a girl willing to have sex with Guwapo to distract him for a couple of hours
$20000 - some uranium to frame Guwapo and send him to Guantanamo Bay

That's right, people. Start spending!!:D We need your help! SAVE THE SHEEP and GET GUWAPO LAID in the process (since he is no longer meeting our friend in Orillia for sex as he originally planned before it was announced here)!!

Here's a picture of Guwapo, dying for a woman...(it truly displays his two-faced and contradictory nature:D ).

I thought we were gonna get back to talking Roth? Isnt that what you mentioned in the thread 3 pages ago to Pojo? You mentioned you wanted to keep the personal shit in the PM's, in fact I think Pojo said that too, but yet several pages later and you guys are still at it! You guys got to let it go. Or ignore it or something. Its not Roth, Van Halen, hell it's not even Sammy Hagar talk- this is looking like dump material.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I thought we were gonna get back to talking Roth? Isnt that what you mentioned in the thread 3 pages ago to Pojo? You mentioned you wanted to keep the personal shit in the PM's, in fact I think Pojo said that too, but yet several pages later and you guys are still at it! You guys got to let it go. Or ignore it or something. Its not Roth, Van Halen, hell it's not even Sammy Hagar talk- this is looking like dump material.

You are correct, sir!

Alright...no more Guwapo talk. I promise. All Roth/Hagar/sheep.

I promise, I promise, I promise!

[Big Troubles]

It just sucks to see some friends battling over stuff, that really I know nothing about, and cant take sides on, but wish it would just end.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
It just sucks to see some friends battling over stuff, that really I know nothing about, and cant take sides on, but wish it would just end.

Me too. Maybe I should step down. This is just too stupid to be spending so much time on. I got a lot of homework to do and personal shit that needs attending. The Pen is fun. But this shitty fight looks like it may not end.

I love the Army. I don't want to spam it with this "fight". The mods are right.

You're a good guy, BT.

I really just don't have the effort in me anymore to duke it out over nothing. If this fight is to continue, the Pen is getting useless.

So, maybe either I should step down out of the Pen or whatever. Anything that'll stop Main from being spammed with this crap.

[guwapo_rocker]

Remember these? You have no right to bash sheep, just in June
you said you love Take Me Back....what was that on...see below.

“I think the band has never been quite the same since '85 (although there's a great deal I enjoy), and I am still mad at Dave for making that moronic decision. But we all know how much he probably regrets that decision now.”

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB10&Number=438257&Forum=All_Forums&Words=RIKK&Match=Username&Searchpage=7&Limit=50&Old=allposts&Main=438012&Search=true#Post438257

“If it were to happen, it would be hit-driven (BEST OF albums are only created to produce big sales...not much artistic merit to them). This is what I think they'd do (provided they had no real new songs). Now, maybe they'd dig out one of those new Dave songs from the sessions in 2000. So, taking into account singles and semi-well-known songs:

YOU REALLY GOT ME
JAMIE'S CRYIN'
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!
SO THIS IS LOVE
PRETTY WOMAN
HOT FOR TEACHER
I'LL WAIT
LOVE WALKS IN
BLACK 'N' BLUE
FINISH WHAT YA STARTED
RUNAROUND
TOP OF THE WORLD
DON'T TELL ME (WHAT LOVE CAN DO)
CROSSING OVER
WITHOUT YOU
NEW DAVE SONG (from 2000 sessions)

Now that would be one hit-packed album. Hell, we've seen nothing from the band for so long that even the prospect of another lousy hits package (with CROSSING OVER finally widely available...although I already have it on my Japanese BALANCE CD, plus a new Dave song!!) is “exciting!

"Van Halen - I'M ON FIRE
Van Halen II - LIGHT UP THE SKY
WACF - ROMEO DELIGHT
Fair Warning - UNCHAINED
DIVER DOWN - SECRETS
1984 - DROP DEAD LEGS
5150 - SUMMER NIGHTS
OU812 - BLACK 'N' BLUE
F.U.C.K. - PLEASURE DOME
Balance - FEELIN'
Best Of - ME WISE MAGIC
VH3 - JOSEPHINA"

and from only 16 weeks ago,

"Damn, why do so many people hate TAKE ME BACK!!??? I love that song. I don't know why...I just do. I think it's WAAAAAYYY better than NOT ENOUGH or CAN'T STOP LOVIN' YOU (both of which make me puke!). "

http://www.vhlinks.com/forums/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=UBB10&Number=546736&Forum=CatSearch-2&Words=RIKK&Match=Username&Searchpage=5&Limit=50&Old=allposts&Main=546422&Search=true#Post546736

[pete]

DAMN!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Remember these? You have no right to bash sheep, just in June
you said you love Take Me Back....what was that on...see below.

It's over, idiot. I love TAKE ME BACK...it's got excellent music. Hagar ruined it with the vocals, but even they aren't among his worst. If you knew your history, you'd know that song dates from the late 70s and was originally done with Dave. Great track...too bad Dave didn't do it. I'll say it before...I did nothing at the Links but attack Hagar fans. I, like many fucking people here, have listened to Van Hagar in the past. I fucking hate it now. I can't take it anymore. But even I (just as BT and others talked about the other day) do admit that the music on certain songs has been good. So what? I hate sheep. I hate Hagar fans. I can't stand anyone thinking Hagar has anything on Roth. Roth is the ultimate frontman! I didn't see the new tour. Didn't buy the new CD. I hate Hagar and was pissed off as hell when he re-joined and soon came over to the Army. I was an honest-to-goodness Rothtard. It's like McCarthy-ism...all you have to do is dig up a few posts where I'm saying something positive about the music from those years and then an idiot can declare me a sheep. And it's bullshit. Read over my other 1750 posts. So what is this really all about?

It's over. Your little hate-campaign has been fun for you, and I'm stepping out of the way. I want the Army to thrive. If Bill and the others can pull off the Sheep Pen, if the Sheep Pen can continue without me, awesome. I'm not going to get it shut down just to please you, you asshole. The Pen ain't about me. So, I'll step down. If it's shut down because you had a corncob up your ass, be proud. But I'm not going to allow you to continue to spam Main with your own personal bullshit. Now you can have that "meeting" of yours in Orillia and tell your friend you did your job.

Happy?

In the meantime, we can duke it out in the Dump. I got nothing to fucking hide.

[4me2poopon]

Our work here is done.

Unfortunately the demands of reality and an active sex-life force us to leave you now.

Live long and proper....4me....2poopon

[guwapo_rocker]

Yes it is over Rikk.

"I did nothing at the Links but attack Hagar fans."
Bullshit Rikk, Ive been posting your posts haven't you been reading.

"I, like many fucking people here, have listened to Van Hagar in the past I fucking hate it now."
Mmmmkay....but you just said you love take me back. You didn't say Spammy ruined it at the links.

"But I'm not going to allow you to continue to spam Main with your own personal bullshit. "
No you wouldn't want anyone to do that now would you Rikk.

Yep it's over.
Hypocrite!!

[4me2poopon]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Yep it's over.
Hypocrite!!

4him2poopon

We love ya RIKKy