The Sheep Pen

[Brettt]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Nah, not that.

It's just that Sheep Pen business has to take precedence over nonsensical flaming; you understand.

Complete and total PUSS OUT! I expected more from such a cock hungry Spam Fan like you.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Rikk
Very creative. How long did it take you to work on that? And where do you dig up your original picture of a hard penis anyway? (Actually, don't answer that one...I don't want to know.)

In the meantime, Brett(t), hope you're enjoying your new alias. And I wish you the best of luck in the future. Tell Pete I said hello.

Tis not me.......

[Brettt]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Tis not me.......

..or is it?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brettt
Complete and total PUSS OUT! I expected more from such a cock hungry Spam Fan like you.

Well, whatever. I've spent a good amount of Sheep Pen time catering to useless flaming, but I also have work to do; it's Monday morning. The good positive is that it's padded the post count a lot higher, so there's been an upside to it. Glad you were able to assist, as it's kept the Pen bumped up pretty well.

Anyway, SCOTT TORONTO - we haven't forgotten about you...

:D

[Brettt]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, whatever. I've spent a good amount of Sheep Pen time catering to useless flaming, but I also have work to do; it's Monday morning. The good positive is that it's padded the post count a lot higher, so there's been an upside to it. Glad you were able to assist, as it's kept the Pen bumped up pretty well.

Your PUSSIFICATION is now complete. The shepherd has become the sheep!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bueno bob
*********OFFICIAL SHEEP PEN NOMINATION************

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR NEXT WEEKS SHEEP, I WOULD LIKE TO BE THE FIRST TO OFFICIALLY NOMINATE SCOTT TORONTO! YOU KNOW HIM, YOU HATE HIM! HE'S A PROUD FAN OF ALL THINGS VAN HAGAR, RESORTS TO MAKING UP NUMBERS IN ORDER TO BACK UP HIS USELESS BELIEF THAT VAN HAGAR'S BEST OF BOTH WORLDS ALBUM IS SELLING LIKE DYNAMITE, AND THAT VAN HAGAR'S GREATEST HITS TOUR HAS BEEN OUTSTANDINGLY SUCCESFUL! HE'S ADMITTEDLY HOMOSEXUAL AND HAS CONFESSED TO HAVING STRONG ATTRACTIONS TOWARDS NOT ONLY SAMMY HAGAR ( not surprising, since he's Canadian ), BUT RON JEREMY AND PETER NORTH! MY VOTE FOR THIS WEEK WILL GO TO SCOTT TORONTO!!

KEEP WATCHING!

Bump.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
*Sheep Pen Announcement*

This weeks SOTW honors do in fact go to Scott Toronto, or as we call him Scotty NoBalls. This little bastard has been running around unchecked and it's high time he's given a "re-education" Pen style. I have had a bitch ass work schedule the last few days, and my buds Bob and Matt have been kicking ass big time around here. When you see ol ' Scotty show him NO mercy.........take away his Sammy cock ring collection, spit in his face and call him cunt face, pop the tires on his trailer,anything to bring him down a few hundred notches. Special mention goes to Robonez.........he's still around as well, so let's continue to give him a Roth Army welcome too. Special notice here, President Rikk has run away with Steve Perry of Journey fame...........we dont know if it'll end up in marriage but GOOD LUCK AND COMEBACK SOON RIKK!

Bump.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bueno bob

OK, so that's getting us back to Scott Toronto...now who are we looking at for this week?

[bueno bob]

I can think of a few likely candidates...

[bueno bob]

My first suggestion goes to vanhalenrock; he immediately comes to mind. Since joining, this tool has professed nothing but undying love for Edward Van Halen and Sammy Hagar, denounced all things Roth, and generally proven himself to be the utter definition of a sheep.

Do I hear a second opinion?

[bueno bob]

Before you answer, let's look at some of vanhalenrock's greatest hits...

"EVH made Dave .......... learn to deal with it."

"EVH = talented multi millionaire . you people = not."

"Eddie could have joined any bassist drummer and front man in the 70s and got a Record Deal i dunno how u retards can doubt that the guy is a Legend he literally Changed rock n' roll, u think Dave did all the work? why the fuck do u think Dave stuck with Eddie? cause he knew Eddie was gonna lead him to stardom do u have any idea how many guys like Roth were about back then? probablly alot more than guys like EVH. Eddie Van Halen changed rock n' roll retards. fuckin' understand it, anyhow, everyone knows the chicks wanna fuck the lead guitarist n not the singer."

"lol, i bet none of u faggets have even spoke to any chicks except ur mums and ur sisters, lol geeks, all sitting in ur house wanking infront of ur mirrors with ur david lee roth masks on. so funny how u can all keep urselfs entertained by just spouting bullshit in a thread that has absolutely no purpose."

Not only does rockvanhalen possess a 5th grade grasp of the english language, he's obviously a fool to boot who knows next to nothing about the history of Van Halen nor David Lee Roth's involvement in placing that band on the map in the first place.

Moronic comments like this should not be allowed to slide. We here at the Sheep Pen take great pride in attacking our victims with behavioral correction and we do an outstanding job of doing so. Perhaps, when we've finished, vanhalenrock will also be prompted to seek out the professional education that his grammatical skills so obviously need.

Admins! Let me hear your voices! What do we think of vanhalenrock?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
hello RIKK

I don't know the dude.

I see we have the same amount of stars now.

I know. Sad, isn't it?:D

Of course, I have at least four of FAB's aliases under my name. One of them even joined yesterday afternoon and gave me a vote, and my rating finally went to four. Why she would bother to keep voting for me, I don't know. LOL. But, I think I'll live.

My Pete, you sure are observant.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Tis not me.......

No worries.

I don't even actually give a shit who Brett(t) is. All I know is that this individual went to a Van Hagar show on this tour. I know that rules you out, GR. So no worries.

[Bill Lumbergh]

It's me guys sorry.........I was just trying to stir things up. Sorry..................Here is my Sheep Pen replacement.........

[Rikk]

"I think I love you"

(Sandra Dee "I think I love you."