You know I wouldn't trust Max either...
Why just the other I was talking to Angel in English class and she told me that even though Max is always saying he doesn't like "you-know-who"... well her brother told me that he calls her 30 times a night and is always asking her to go steady with him. She's just playing him to the hilt though cause She really like Pete... but we all know Pete has the hots for Betty who's giving handjobs to half the football team on the bus every away game. That's just So GROSS!!!
Then did you hear about what happened in the boys locker room after the game the other night with Matt and Bill... oh it's just to gross to describe but they were both naked and dirty dancing together while Van Hagar's When It's Love was blasting on a boom box. Coach Lou caught them and made them sort jock straps for the next week. And can you believe what a bitch that little miss DG has been lately since Rikk has been flirting with her every day in study hall?? It's just sickening and repulsive... Plus I heard Gwapo's sister Stella told him all about it and he's gonna get his big brother Warf to kick Rikk's ass after Biology class on Friday unless that weasel Rikk hears and chickens out like he always does.
Why just the other I was talking to Angel in English class and she told me that even though Max is always saying he doesn't like "you-know-who"... well her brother told me that he calls her 30 times a night and is always asking her to go steady with him. She's just playing him to the hilt though cause She really like Pete... but we all know Pete has the hots for Betty who's giving handjobs to half the football team on the bus every away game. That's just So GROSS!!!
Then did you hear about what happened in the boys locker room after the game the other night with Matt and Bill... oh it's just to gross to describe but they were both naked and dirty dancing together while Van Hagar's When It's Love was blasting on a boom box. Coach Lou caught them and made them sort jock straps for the next week. And can you believe what a bitch that little miss DG has been lately since Rikk has been flirting with her every day in study hall?? It's just sickening and repulsive... Plus I heard Gwapo's sister Stella told him all about it and he's gonna get his big brother Warf to kick Rikk's ass after Biology class on Friday unless that weasel Rikk hears and chickens out like he always does.

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