The Sheep Pen

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
This is my first post in the sheep pen. I was mostly afraid of the stench of mutton, tequila, and bacon. But I need to see how the eother half...er...lives I guess. Anyways this is another Van Hagar tour review from Tucson I think. Enjoy:

LOL!!!!!!!

Now you're getting the hang of it. I'm gonna pass this story on to Carl. This'll get him worked up!!!

Actually, MERLE should know about this too.

"THANKS FOR THE STORY, NICK!!"

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yes, SHAKA DOOBIE. That little slithery bastard swallowed COCKVANHALEN69 last week, and it took us two hours to get that sheep out of his stomach. A normal person would have brain damage from this, but thank God COCKVANHALEN69 already has brain damage. So it didn't really make a difference.

Please drop him in the box with the others.

I'm not budging on this, Lumbergh.

Yeah, I think COCK said something like "shit wuz i one a ridde or sumthin?"

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Guwapo, oh Guwapo why wont you answer my e-mails?! Just because I refused your marriage prposal last week, doesnt mean I dont love you. I'm just playing the field baby. After all, I am THE MERLE-GREASY BASTARD FOR HIRE. Now get over here and wax my back.....Oh and dont even think about holding out on me......yes I know about that 30 cents you earned in the hills yesterday. THE MERLE see's(and eats) all!"

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Yeah, I think COCK said something like "shit wuz i one a ridde or sumthin?"

Followed by "little prikk rikk will suck on your...your...er...snake...stomach...sheeeiiit."

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Merle
"Guwapo, oh Guwapo why wont you answer my e-mails?! Just because I refused your marriage prposal last week, doesnt mean I dont love you. I'm just playing the field baby. After all, I am THE MERLE-GREASY BASTARD FOR HIRE. Now get over here and wax my back.....Oh and dont even think about holding out on me......yes I know about that 30 cents you earned in the hills yesterday. THE MERLE see's(and eats) all!"

Fuck guwapo........get outta the hills already. I'm sure there are plenty of seats available at the Argos game.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Fuck guwapo........get outta the hills already. I'm sure there are plenty of seats available at the Argos game.

LOL!!!!!! He's in the hills because he can't afford to watch the game from the seats!!!:D

[bueno bob]

Hang on, I gotta go check on Carl...

[Rikk]

SHIT!! Don't tell me you left him unsupervised!! HE'S BEEN ALONE WITH ROBOANUS FOR THREE HOURS NOW!!!



Who was supposed to be watching him today? You or Matt?

[bueno bob]

I think it was Matt, but I haven't seen either him OR Carl for a while now...hang on, I'll take care of it...

[bueno bob]

No worries, Rikk...they're just taking a smoke break. :D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
No worries, Rikk...they're just taking a smoke break. :D

Where's ROBOANUS?

[Matt White]

Don't worry fellas! Just grabin' a smoke. That crazy bastard Carl wanted to "do the dance" as he puts it before the sun set. Crazy son 'o' bitch!

[MAX]

Oh dear!!!!

You guys have turned the pen into a horror flick!!!!

[Matt White]

It's true MAX. That crazy bastard Carl HATES hagar lovin' SHEEP. I thought we'd put his talents to good use here. Just try not to turn your back on the sick fucker.

CARL!!! Calm down ya crazy bastard!!!

[bueno bob]

I think Roboanus will recover....maybe....