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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    You duders are freaking me out!!!!!
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      Max , just remember what HAM SALAD said to FLUKE STARBUCKER in "HARDWARE WARS".
      "EASY KID....IT'S ONLY A MOVIE!"

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      • Matt White
        • Jun 2004
        • 20569

        'Suits me....I'm easy!"

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        • Switch84
          Veteran
          • Feb 2004
          • 2316

          Lamb chops! YUM!

          :D Hey, Max! Since Carl's doing such a great job slaughtering the sheep, can we have this chick cooking them?
          "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
          Blackflag on DLR

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569

            I think Carl would like to cook HER!

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            • MAX
              Rotharmy Gladiator

              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 13001

              You people are FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!! LOL!!!
              EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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              • Switch84
                Veteran
                • Feb 2004
                • 2316

                Originally posted by MAX
                You people are FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!! LOL!!!
                Well, lemme freak you out some more..........
                "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                Blackflag on DLR

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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20569

                  Good Work Carl! See 'ya tomorrow, ya sick Bastard!!!

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                  • Bill Lumbergh
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Mar 2004
                    • 5472

                    FUCK!!!!!!!!!! Someone limit Carl's sheep intake........look at all the weight the fucker has put on! Van Herpes easily got away from him on his one leg(I use the other one as a backscratcher). This is getting out of hand...............Carl Hagar?!

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                    • Rikk
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 16518

                      Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                      FUCK!!!!!!!!!! Someone limit Carl's sheep intake........look at all the weight the fucker has put on! Van Herpes easily got away from him on his one leg(I use the other one as a backscratcher). This is getting out of hand...............Carl Hagar?!
                      LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :p :D

                      JESUS CHRIST, BILL!!! Where would you find a picture like that?

                      That was so fucking hilarious!!

                      Of course, it is true. So far, three of our sheep are missing. And my fucking Pen admins refuse to do roll call because they're afraid I will get rid of Carl if I can confirm that he's been eating our sheep.

                      I will ask one more time: WHAT HAPPENED TO ROBOANUS???

                      BTW, I also noticed that BLOW-IT-ALL is not in his cell, but there's blood and wool everywhere and a used George Foreman grill sitting plugged in in the corner of his cell. Anybody care to answer what the hell happened in there?

                      VAN HERPES has a cell next door and claims he heard a loud grunting man barge into BLOW-IT-ALL's cell, followed by much screaming and baa-ing and loud chainsaw noises. Then he heard something that sounded like meat being grilled and some chomping!!

                      Furthermore, he claims he then heard Bill Lumbergh and Matt White in there eating and thanking Carl for the good job done!!

                      Do we have Pen traitors in our midst?
                      Roth Army Militia

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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                      • Bill Lumbergh
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2004
                        • 5472

                        Uh, I'm taking the fifth on this one.........oh by the way dont come into the chamber this week I'm hiding some sheep meat.....er I mean I'm cleaning the place..:D

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22951

                          Matt, you are the BOSS!

                          Hardware Wars ranks as one of the greatest fucking things I've ever seen TO THIS VERY DAY
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • thefive

                            Sammmy Hagar is just so so fat still.

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                            • bueno bob
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 22951

                              How fat is he?

                              Twistin' by the pool.

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                              • Bill Lumbergh
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Mar 2004
                                • 5472

                                Originally posted by thefive
                                Sammmy Hagar is just so so fat still.
                                He's probably gonna get even fatter after the tour ends, and he's sitting on his ass planning his McDonalds parking lot tour next year.

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