The Roth Army Cretins From 1985

[ELVIS]

Because it looks to me you spend 24/7 here being an antagonizing troll.

Just to piss you off...

[ELVIS]

Do they also sell "shades"?

I should of quoted your corporate post before you changed it, retard...

[DONNIEP]

Do they also sell "shades"?

No, that would be me, actually. And not just shades, but that's our little secret.

[Kristy]

Just to piss you off...

Not really. I used to feel sorry for you because it's more than evident that you suffer from emotional and mental issues but since you take zero effort in trying to improve the quality of your miserable, shitty life I, like many others on here, really don't give a shit what you say or do.

[Kristy]

No, that would be me, actually. And not just shades, but that's our little secret.

So...what's the UV "percentage" we're talking here?

[Von Halen]

Not really. I used to feel sorry for you because it's more than evident that you suffer from emotional and mental issues but since you take zero effort in trying to improve the quality of your miserable, shitty life I, like many others on here, really don't give a shit what you say or do.

If I come to the Red Rocks show, I'm going to improve the quality of your life.

[Kristy]

Yeah, like you came here to ski.

Go back to humping your gun.

[vandeleur]

If I come to the Red Rocks show, I'm going to improve the quality of your life.

obviously pics or it didnt will apply

[Kristy]

No need for that. Von has never been more than two blocks from his cozy, suburban home.

[ELVIS]

I used to feel sorry for you...

How 'bout you get a life and stop worrying about what I'm doing, loser...

[Kristy]

Again, with your perpetual retardation.

Seriously, do set out to fail at thriving in life?

[Von Halen]

Yeah, like you came here to ski.

Nope, didn't make it out to ski last year, or this year. But if I were to see one show on this tour, Red Rocks would be it. Will you pick me up at the airport?

[DONNIEP]

So...what's the UV "percentage" we're talking here?

95 - 100% is what my optometrist told me when she tested them. And we're talking glass, polycarbonate, and full polarized lenses. You'd be surprised how well even cheapies absorb UV.

[ELVIS]

Again, with your perpetual retardation.

Seriously, do set out to fail at thriving in life?

You and faruck should join forces and be writers...

[DONNIEP]

Nope, didn't make it out to ski last year, or this year. But if I were to see one show on this tour, Red Rocks would be it. Will you pick me up at the airport?

Yes, Kristy and I will be glad to pick you up at the airport.