Kristy Wonders What In The Fuck Is Wrong With Alie Ward

[VAiN]

That coffee drink is a good idea.

[Jimmy Page]

I bet you are but your parents made the right decision. Although your dad's idea of putting you in a burlap bag with a couple big rocks and throwing you into the Colorado River wasn't bad either.

Hello, Mr. Dog.

It was not the Colorado River. It would have been the Thames.

All my best,

JPP

[Kristy]

That coffee drink is a good idea.

It is.

[cadaverdog]

That coffee drink is a good idea.

Drinking that the way they made it would affect me like snorting a big line of meth and taking a couple shots would. Substitute regular vodka for the espresso vodka and I could dig it on a cold day.

[cadaverdog]

Hello, Mr. Dog.

It was not the Colorado River. It would have been the Thames.

All my best,

JPP

I forgot you were her daddy Jimmy. The Thames or Loch Ness?

[FORD]

I forgot you were her daddy Jimmy. The Thames or Loch Ness?

I would have thought it was Elliot Bay actually.

[cadaverdog]

I would have thought it was Elliot Bay actually.

Wherever it was it was a damn good idea. But you know what they say, it's never too late. Just have to get a bigger burlap sack.

[Angel]

Oh your mother is alive. You've been living in her basement since you were 8. Oh, and least I can afford a car. That alone is class. Don't be angry. I'm sure your social worker can help you with bus schedules if you ask her nicely.

Yeah...you're a real class act...

[Kristy]

The best.

[Angel]

...representative of white trash in America...

[Kristy]

Exactly. In frozen hillbilly land, too. I've pointed out time and time again how white trash you are, didn't I?

[Nitro Express]

No no no. You must embrace the white guilt being sold today and try and go as native as possible. If you are really cooking with gasoline you pass your white ass off as black and get a job with the NAACP.

[Nitro Express]

What cracks me up is the pope comes over here and makes Junipero Serra the guy in California who tortured the natives and enslaved them a saint. All the liberal media thinks this pope is great. Shows how stupid people really are. All of this white guilt and oh how we should be ashamed of our ancestors and we must pay then the white ass jesuit pope come over and makes a guy who created huge atrocities against native Americans and woo hoo! Yeah baby! The pope is here! Look at him ride around in his cute little Fiat.

[Satan]

[Kristy]

This entire place is just one Bob Seger/Kid Rock song away from all-out white trash.

Q: How many times a day does Angel masturbate to her Skynyrd poster?