SPOILERS!!! Star Wars Ep 7

[vandeleur]

How damaged is Kristy she is like the polar opposite of crazy damaged ford.

He isn't banning his self And stuff is he ??? Ford isn't kristy's alter ego ???

[Kristy]

Right, with Jew Jay at the helm. A self-professed "director" who reflects little depth, complexity, or anything much in the way of human relations in any of his films. No doubt his Star Wars has a high poverty rate of content.

[Anonymous]

This is the ONLY part of ALL of the films that I really, really like.

I bet none of you peasants is smart enough to figure out why.

I'll give you a hint: the awesomeness starts at 1:27 & climaxes perfectly at 1:54.

If you can figure this riddle out, I will address you in every post by a title of your own choosing for one year.

[Kristy]

Now, this looks like it may be fun

[vandeleur]

Cos Peter Cushing is the best baddie in the series ?

[Anonymous]

Fuck you're girly Lord of the rings ..... ( loved the books tho )

*your

And the movies actually but am feeling fighty so fuck your stupid elvish nazi conspiracy propaganda movie.

Well, I don't really like Elves, so you picked the wrong target. Bunch of fucking filthy hippies.

Galadriel was a bit of a slut though, so she was all right.

I like how she used her telepathic powers to invite every stranger that passed through the forest to her "garden", without her beta male of a husband ever knowing. Frodo got to see some interesting visions that night, good on him.

[Anonymous]

Cos Peter Cushing is the best baddie in the series ?

You're on the right track, but that's not the reason.

[Anonymous]

How damaged is Kristy she is like the polar opposite of crazy damaged ford.

He isn't banning his self And stuff is he ??? Ford isn't kristy's alter ego ???

I hope not.

If I found out I ever got the horn for Ford, I could never live with myself.

Besides, he's my mate C-Dog's secret totty. I don't cuckold friends.

[vandeleur]

You're on the right track, but that's not the reason.

Dam ... Is true tho what a waste of a great actor to kill him off .

[Anonymous]

Dam ... Is true tho what a waste of a great actor to kill him off .

He had served his purpose in that scene.

Obviously George Lucas liked British cinema as much as I do.

If I say any more, I'll just give away the answer.

[DONNIEP]

This is the ONLY part of ALL of the films that I really, really like.

I bet none of you peasants is smart enough to figure out why.

I'll give you a hint: the awesomeness starts at 1:27 & climaxes perfectly at 1:54.

If you can figure this riddle out, I will address you in every post by a title of your own choosing for one year.

Is it because you fantasize of being choked by a large black man?

[DONNIEP]

He had served his purpose in that scene.

Obviously George Lucas liked British cinema as much as I do.

If I say any more, I'll just give away the answer.

Oh, is it because the guy wrote for that...there was some British TV show or something.

[Kristy]

Stars Wars is so god damned unbelievably unfuckingoriginal. How many stories and fairy tales have you read as a kid in books like Aesop or Grimm's where it is considered to be some heroic achievement to tun away from the power of evil, or avoid being possessed by it? So along comes George Lucus who is the god damn Jimmy Page of movie making and brow beats his audience with practical psychology of how fucking great it can be to withdraw inwardly from a such complexities such as that which is at work in paranoia OR from an affect or destructive idea(s). Fuck him. Like Luke with his suggestive power of the unconsciousness "Force" complexes that are so enormous that his ego-consciousness can only escape from it with utmost exertion. Just like every god damn story in Aesop's Fables.

Not only that, Lucus and Jew Jay rely on those countless fairy tales in order not to relate the central character's deeds of courage but their own personal success where the hopelessness of the situation that makes C.G.I. overkill preferable to an actual story line.

[Anonymous]

Ah, you peasants will never get it.

I find your lack of culture disturbing.

Peter Cushing played Baron Victor Frankenstein in the Hammer Frankenstein series.

The body actor for Darth Vader was David Prowse, who played the Monster in two of the sequels.

Therefore, that scene gives me a huge boner.

[DONNIEP]

Ah, you peasants will never get it.

I find your lack of culture disturbing.

Peter Cushing played Baron Victor Frankenstein in the Hammer Frankenstein series.

The body actor for Darth Vader was David Prowse, who played the Monster in two of the sequels.

Therefore, that scene gives me a huge boner.

Hmm, well Lucas actually hated Prowse and went so far as to have the guy banned from conventions. Poor guy used to run around in a t shirt that said I am Darth Vader.