My feelings exactly

[DONNIEP]

What's so bad about that? I mean, aside from the fact it's winter.

[Anonymous]

Where's that place?

[Kristy]

It's right up my bulbous asshole. It might be my new place to rent if the landlady gives me the room and quits playing Jew with me. There is no fucking way I can do the apartment living thing. So fucking depressing. Guess which one?

[Anonymous]

It's right up my bulbous asshole. It might be my new place to rent if the landlady gives me the room and quits playing Jew with me. There is no fucking way I can do the apartment living thing. So fucking depressing. Guess which one?

The first yellow one with the purple drapes?

I keep telling you to move in with me. Look, this is my favourite beach. It's ten minutes from my, well our place as soon as you move in.



Of course, there's dozens of the things to choose from. And the nightlife! No hipsters whatsoever!

[DONNIEP]

The second one from the left?

[Kristy]

The third. Thanks for playing. No new car for you.


First one would be nice. Image all the marijuana-induced, serial killer/Satanic sex rituals I could hold there.

[twonabomber]

No off street parking? Pass.

[Kristy]

Back alley - so I can have my abortions at will.

~Geesh

[DONNIEP]

I got it!!!!!!!!!!! Kristy - you need a Jeep like Mindy had!!

[Anonymous]

The third. Thanks for playing. No new car for you.


First one would be nice. Image all the marijuana-induced, serial killer/Satanic sex rituals I could hold there.

The third?

But there's a bathtub in the front yard! Oh, Kristy. It breaks my heart to see you living below what you deserve.

Think about it. I'll even wait for your cats to die, if you have any.

[Kristy]

Not really, I can use the bathtub for abortions, too. The place is just so convenient. All white people, no F A T T I E S, no Texans, just some Jews and uber-conservative rednecks I'm told.

I think people plant flowers and shit in it during the summer.

[Anonymous]

Well, they do sound like the kind of people to have proper drug-fuelled satanic orgies with, I'll give you that.

[Kristy]

I'd have to be an heroin addict to live in Portugal and a place to sell my blood at night and to write my memoirs during the day. At least they have some god damn sun there.

[DONNIEP]

Not really, I can use the bathtub for abortions, too. The place is just so convenient. All white people, no F A T T I E S, no Texans, just some Jews and uber-conservative rednecks I'm told.

I think people plant flowers and shit in it during the summer.

It sounds like Cherryville! Welcome home, babayyy!!!

Although we don't look too kindly on abortions here. Especially since the county health department gives out free fuckin' rubbers and pills and stuff.

[Anonymous]

I'd have to be an heroin addict to live in Portugal and a place to sell my blood at night and to write my memoirs during the day. At least they have some god damn sun there.

That can all be arranged, my dear. Rest assured you'll want for nothing.

And yes, we do have a lot of sun here. Winter here is like summer there.