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From Patton Oswald on Twitter, I think I heard this story a while back too.
Burt Reynolds & Clint Eastwood were fired from GUNSMOKE & RAWHIDE at the same time. Burt was told he couldn't act and Clint his neck was too skinny. In the parking lot, Burt said to Clint, "I dunno what you're gonna do, but I'm gonna take acting lessons." #RIPBurtReynolds
Oh, PLUUUUUUUUUUUUU-EEEEZE! What was his true claim to fame? Getting his dick wet with that plastic blonde from WKRP or that he manged to fuck his co-star from his dismal TV while wearing a 80's Steeler's jacket? This dude was the king of every white trash 70's film who grew old on whiskey and herpes. No one in Hollywood ever wanted to hire him. Bet he voted for Reagan, too.
Oh, PLUUUUUUUUUUUUU-EEEEZE! What was his true claim to fame? Getting his dick wet with that plastic blonde from WKRP or that he manged to fuck his co-star from his dismal TV while wearing a 80's Steeler's jacket? This dude was the king of every white trash 70's film who grew old on whiskey and herpes. No one in Hollywood ever wanted to hire him. Bet he voted for Reagan, too.
Oh, PLUUUUUUUUUUUUU-EEEEZE! What was his true claim to fame? Getting his dick wet with that plastic blonde from WKRP or that he manged to fuck his co-star from his dismal TV while wearing a 80's Steeler's jacket? This dude was the king of every white trash 70's film who grew old on whiskey and herpes. No one in Hollywood ever wanted to hire him. Bet he voted for Reagan, too.
And what really made him cool was he wouldn't have ever given a mouthy cunt like you the time of day.
I guess they could make a Smokey & the Bandit sequel where Burt & Jerry Reed try to smuggle shitty piss water Coors into Heaven. Because it ain't getting there otherwise.
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
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