The Asshole Pen

[SoCalChelle]

Actually, seenbad has already been named the first Asshole in this thread. I really don't know that Max qualifies. After all, he said "Please" when he asked to be put in here. He's too polite to be an Asshole, IMO.

[MAX]

Damn you Chelle!!!!

To think that I just gave you a five star vote as well.

[SoCalChelle]

LOL

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Damn, wrong forum.

Now I'm an asshole.

oops.

Al has my vote.

[SoCalChelle]

Who asked you? The only reason you aren't the overwhelming winner in this category is that you are female.

[MAX]

Are you sure it's female? :confused:

[SoCalChelle]

Pretty sure...I've seen what is allegedly her picture.

So tell me, Max, why do you think you deserve to be in the Pen?

[MAX]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
So tell me, Max, why do you think you deserve to be in the Pen?

LOL! I already posted the song and that pretty much sums me up as a person to a "T."

[SoCalChelle]

I just don't know, dude. I think you're far too amusing and polite to be a true Asshole. Keep practicing though, and take lessons from your buddy seenbad....you'll get the hang of it eventually.

[MAX]

That hurts.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by MAX
That hurts.

See? That PROVES you're not an Asshole. Assholes don't have feelings.

[MAX]

Damn!!!!! I fucked up again!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I am an asshole though, seriously.

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO

picturing Max scowling and stamping his feet while squealing "I am TOO an ASSHOLE! I AM! I AM!"

[MAX]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

It's true!!!! lol.

[freak]

*Puts on thinking cap*

*Tries to come up with suitable qualifications for asshole-dom as he feels left out because no-one has called him an asshole yet (on this board, anyway)*

Oh, I got it!!!!
I am a registered Republican

*That should garner a few asshole votes!*

I am also an atheist!

*Thereby making certain that fellow Republicans will call me an asshole too*

Perfect asshole qualifications and I didn't even have to stretch the truth at all!

*Spikes the ball and does victory dance*