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  • Susie Q
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1523

    If I had a dollar for every time I __________, I'd be a rich person." How would you f

    If I had a dollar every time Katy was being disilluisional....

    I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time.
    ~Susie Q 2009
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59614

    #2
    If I had a dollar for every lie the Bush Fraudministration has told, I'd be eligible for one of their tax "cuts"
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      If I had a dollar for every two dollars I pissed away...


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      • lms2

        #4
        If I had a dollar for every post about Fab or Katy...

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        • Coyote
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 8185

          #5
          If I had a dollar for every thread I've read while having a hangover about Sam's bad diet or Dave's receding hairline...
          Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            If I had a dollar for every two dollars I pissed away...



            LOL !

            If I had a dollar for every one the government took away in tax...
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • SoCalChelle
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1597

              #7
              If I had a dollar for every thread I moved to the Watering Hole....

              Formerly Tormented VH Fan
              Facebook: Chelle Marley

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              • Mezro
                Full Member Status

                • May 2004
                • 4154

                #8
                If I had a dollar for every time an Asian woman told me to fuck her in broken english.

                Mezro...you fuck me now Mezro...
                Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                • classicdude
                  Foot Soldier
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 541

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mezro
                  If I had a dollar for every time an Asian woman told me to fuck her in broken english.

                  Mezro...you fuck me now Mezro...
                  LOL, once again, Mezro rocks!!

                  If I had a dollar for everytime I've gone online only to stay up past 1 a.m. and tried to drag my sorry ass to work in the morning....

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #10
                    Mez, you sure they werent asking you to thank them ?? :p
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Switch84
                      Veteran
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 2316

                      #11
                      I dig this thread!

                      :D If I had a dollar for everytime some dude asked me "Are those real?" I'd be in Bill Gates' tax bracket.
                      "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                      Blackflag on DLR

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                      • Figs
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2945

                        #12
                        are they spectacular too?

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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4154

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Panamark
                          Mez, you sure they werent asking you to thank them ?? :p
                          Oh shit..that would explain the pepper spray

                          Mezro...thank, fuck, thank, fuck, thank, fuck...it all sounds the same in Mandarin...
                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                          • JCOOK

                            #14
                            If I had a dollar for every time Ford has had a conspiracy theory... move over Donald Trump.

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                            • Fabulous Shadow

                              #15
                              If I had a dollar for every lie told about me I could retire...

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