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  • pete
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 3325

    Women's English

    > >> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    > >> 1. Yes = No
    > >> 2. No = Yes
    > >> 3. Maybe = No
    > >> 4. We need = I want.
    > >> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    > >> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
    > >> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    > >> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    > >> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    > >> 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


    Last edited by pete; 09-16-2004, 12:50 PM.
  • ALinChainz
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 12100

    #2
    Never truer words spoken.

    Never.

    :D

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    • lms2

      #3
      At least we are easy to understand.

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      • Carmine
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7693

        #4
        you forgot" my mothers coming over... = you better fu**in be nice to her!

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        • lms2

          #5
          hahaha

          not in my family

          my mother's coming over=save me honey and I will owe you one big time.

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          • Carmine
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7693

            #6
            Originally posted by lms2
            hahaha

            not in my family

            my mother's coming over=save me honey and I will owe you one big time.
            I wish!

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            • DLRdelight!
              Veteran
              • Jul 2004
              • 1501

              #7
              hahahah very true

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