Ask Splooge Da Hamster

[David Van Via]

Here you go have another present.

So Stella is the tour bus doing the job well enough? it wasn't easy to get the original owner to sell it.

[Stella]

David, baby, the tour bus is excellente! That Bill, he can be a real slave driver sometimes. This catnip really ought to help. Especially since I get to dig into it before Splooge. Once HE gets ahold of it, there won't be any left! You're the greatest!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
David, baby, the tour bus is excellente! That Bill, he can be a real slave driver sometimes. This catnip really ought to help. Especially since I get to dig into it before Splooge. Once HE gets ahold of it, there won't be any left! You're the greatest!

Well thank you very much baby. Oh the guy who gave me the tour bus also gave me a holiday home, I'm a bit big for it so you can have it Stella:

[David Van Via]

Oh well that's me broke 'till payday. There's some more catnip in the kitchen . ENJOY!

[Stella]

You really are just the sweetest. I almost forgive you for voting for Splooge.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Stella
David, baby, the tour bus is excellente! That Bill, he can be a real slave driver sometimes. This catnip really ought to help. Especially since I get to dig into it before Splooge. Once HE gets ahold of it, there won't be any left! You're the greatest!

Great news Stella.........just booked you for the 2004 Hamster Fest Nuts n Nachos Stadium Festival Tour.........You go on right before Ricky The One Nutted Paraplegic Hamsta. Oh, and no, you can't have that extra five dollars you've been asking for. Your last album barely went gold, I mean I'm barely getting by myself........look at this shack I'm BARELY squeezing into!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
You really are just the sweetest. I almost forgive you for voting for Splooge.

Almost.... So what do I have to do, to make up for my horrible betrayal? I'll do almost anything. I'm Sorry.

[Stella]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Almost.... So what do I have to do, to make up for my horrible betrayal? I'll do almost anything. I'm Sorry.

How could anyone ever stay mad at you? Of course I forgive you. I was kidding. (But helping me find a new agent couldn't hurt. I'm telling you, that one is really pushing it.)

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
How could anyone ever stay mad at you? Of course I forgive you. I was kidding. (But helping me find a new agent couldn't hurt. I'm telling you, that one is really pushing it.)

I'll do my best. But Bill has connections in high up places.

[tydhurst]

Surreal, Just surreal. Hamsters are great though. They deserve shoes to live in and tour busses!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by tydhurst
Surreal, Just surreal. Hamsters are great though. They deserve shoes to live in and tour busses!

They certainly are my good man. You should give Stella a vote for having to work so damn hard.

[tydhurst]

Done and done!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Read the fine print Stella............

[Bill Lumbergh]

...............not that I would EVER threaten you babe!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Alright, alright.............surprise!!!!!!!!!!!