The "when W Wins I'm Leaving The Country Bus

[McCarrens]

Originally posted by FORD
There's no way in Hell that David Lee Roth is a Republican.

I guarantee you he is.

[HELLVIS]

My wife and I have a phrase, "Let's put ______________ on that plane."
It was derived from Denis Leary's NO CURE FROM CANCER.....you know, the part where he is pissed about Stevie Ray Vaughan dying "and we can't get Bon Jovi on a fucking plane". Anyway we adopted the idea years ago and now have a pretty extensive passenger list. So, if your bus, plane, train, automobile, submarine, or tricycle to france gets too crowded, please know that there is always room for one more oxygen thief on our plane. We have flights departing hourly from any and all points on the globe. Attention passengers this is your pilot speaking. If you look out the right side of the plane, you will see that the plane is on fire. Please assume the crash position. Put you head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye. Oh, and remember, thank you for flying INVERTED HORIZON AIRLINES!

[Nickdfresh]

Re: The "when W Wins I'm Leaving The Country Bus

Originally posted by JCOOK
FORD, PINK SPIDER ,DLR'S COCK, ALL ABOARD!;: Get your tickets now!

I wouldn't want to miss the look on your face when the draft is reinstituted and Bush is impeached as Iraq turns into a complete disaster. Actually it pretty much already is.

[Nickdfresh]

Re: Going Greyhound

Originally posted by Switch84
They'll be well entertained, JCOOK. I believe John Cougar Melonhead, George Clooney, Baba Streisand (and her toyboy hubby), Alec 'Fat Bastard' Baldwin, and some more useless has-been celebs are going, too!

Good riddance! GOOOOOOOOOOO DUBYA!!!!!



LMAO

That's okay, because you guys will still have Spammy Gaytard to entertain your asses.

[Pink Spider]

I have another bus related question.

When are the Republicans going to get off the short bus?

[JCOOK]

TICKETS GET YOUR TICKETS NOW ALL ABOARD!

[JCOOK]

Re: Re: Going Greyhound

Originally posted by FORD
Yeah, but you'll still have Ted Nugent and Sammy Hagar

What is Smmy Hagar,"TICKETS GET YOUR TICKETS NOW"

[W.W.D.D.?]

let's try again

[W.W.D.D.?]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
My wife and I have a phrase, "Let's put ______________ on that plane."
It was derived from Denis Leary's NO CURE FROM CANCER.....you know, the part where he is pissed about Stevie Ray Vaughan dying "and we can't get Bon Jovi on a fucking plane". Anyway we adopted the idea years ago and now have a pretty extensive passenger list. So, if your bus, plane, train, automobile, submarine, or tricycle to france gets too crowded, please know that there is always room for one more oxygen thief on our plane. We have flights departing hourly from any and all points on the globe. Attention passengers this is your pilot speaking. If you look out the right side of the plane, you will see that the plane is on fire. Please assume the crash position. Put you head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye. Oh, and remember, thank you for flying INVERTED HORIZON AIRLINES!

I think it's NO CURE FOR CANCER

[aesop]

Re: Re: The "when W Wins I'm Leaving The Country Bus

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I wouldn't want to miss the look on your face when the draft is reinstituted and Bush is impeached as Iraq turns into a complete disaster. Actually it pretty much already is.

The draft... please. You really buy that Michael Moore shit? Trying to scare rational people into voting for a complete farce and his ambulance-chasing running-mate?

JOHN KERRY TO SENIOR AIDE DAVID WADE: "Edwards says he's the only one who can win states in the South ... He can't win his own state." (Adam Nagourney, “For Kerry And Edwards, Sharp Exchanges Reflect A Crucial Day Of Voting,” The New York Times, 2/3/04)

[Switch84]

Re: Re: Re: The "when W Wins I'm Leaving The Country Bus

Originally posted by aesop
The draft... please. You really buy that Michael Moore shit? Trying to scare rational people into voting for a complete farce and his ambulance-chasing running-mate?

JOHN KERRY TO SENIOR AIDE DAVID WADE: "Edwards says he's the only one who can win states in the South ... He can't win his own state." (Adam Nagourney, “For Kerry And Edwards, Sharp Exchanges Reflect A Crucial Day Of Voting,” The New York Times, 2/3/04)

LMMFAOBT! Al Gore didn't win his home state, either! Nobody's buying Kerry's Herman Munster and his cute cousin routine! GET THOSE TICKETS, YOU LIBERAL BUTT PIRATES! GET YOUR TICKETS!

[Nickdfresh]

Re: Re: Re: The "when W Wins I'm Leaving The Country Bus

Originally posted by aesop
The draft... please. You really buy that Michael Moore shit? Trying to scare rational people into voting for a complete farce and his ambulance-chasing running-mate?

JOHN KERRY TO SENIOR AIDE DAVID WADE: "Edwards says he's the only one who can win states in the South ... He can't win his own state." (Adam Nagourney, “For Kerry And Edwards, Sharp Exchanges Reflect A Crucial Day Of Voting,” The New York Times, 2/3/04)

I didn't get it from Michael Moore. I got the info form the former Secretary of the Army & retired Four Star General Thomas White. Read my post entitled "Donald Rumsfeld's Bright Shining War" or go to PBS's website under Frontline, and then you tell me what is going to happen one or two years down the road after fighting a prolonged conflict with an all-volunteer military.


(Gen., U.S. Army-Ret.), Secretary of the Army, 2001-2003.

…Is the Army broken?


Yeah, I think so. We're on the brink. We are in a situation where we are grossly overdeployed, and it is unlike any other period in the 229-year history of the Army. We have never conducted a sustained combat operation with a volunteer force, with a force that we have to compete in the job market to hire every year. Every other force that we've ever done this with, going back to the Vietnam period to something comparable, has been a draftee conscript force.

So what we are all worried about is that the manpower situation will come unglued. ... The Army is people; it's not weapons or platforms. Somebody once said, "A soldier's not in the Army; they are the Army." And the quality of the soldiers [has] been the enormous advantage we've had since the volunteer force was put in place, and the quality of the noncommissioned officers corps.

Well, that is a married Army, among other things. You may recruit soldiers, but you retain families. And I think we're all concerned that we are teetering on the brink here and that if we can't get to a lower operational tempo, or at least have some point in the future that we can set our sails against where it might occur, that the Army on the manpower side's going to come unglued.


So that Army that we talked about at the beginning that was happy to see the grown-ups finally come, that military is how different than the one the next administration will inherit?

Enormously different. The one that they inherited had very low Reserve component mobilization, for example. That Army maybe had seven or eight brigade-sized units deployed overseas. So maybe one brigade in five was deployed; now we have two brigades out of three, or three brigades out of four. ... So while the good news is you have a veteran, higher level of combat experience between the active component of the Reserve of any Army since the Second World War, the price is that particularly Reserve component people will say, "I'm as big a patriot as anybody else, but I've been gone three years out of the last four, and that's not what I signed up for." And I think we're all concerned that that's where we're headed. …

[lesfunk]

Re: The "when W Wins I'm Leaving The Country Bus

Originally posted by JCOOK
FORD, PINK SPIDER ,DLR'S COCK, ALL ABOARD!;: Get your tickets now!

Those folks left this country a long time ago...

[HELLVIS]

So why won't Alec Baldwin?

[HELLVIS]

Promises promises.