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  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 543
    #31
    Re: Re: Going Greyhound

    Originally posted by FORD
    Yeah, but you'll still have Ted Nugent and Sammy Hagar
    Every family has it's black sheep. Imagine that, the word sheep being used in reference to Sammy Hagar.
    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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      • Switch84
        Veteran
        • Feb 2004
        • 2316
        #32
        Originally posted by HELLVIS
        So why won't Alec Baldwin?
        The United States has the greatest food supply in the entire world. That fat bastard doesn't wanna miss any meals..........

        BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
        "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
        Blackflag on DLR

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          • HELLVIS
            Foot Soldier
            • Jul 2004
            • 543
            #33
            Tell it like it is.
            He throws a punch.
            He swings. I duck.
            His fat ass falls...
            Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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              • JimmytheWurm
                Full On Cocktard
                • Oct 2004
                • 43
                #34
                Maybe we can round up all of the most hated celebrities and send them to Iraq so we can bring our troops home. Since the mideast hasn't seen a whole lot of our worst, they won't be prepared for David Caruso's awful acting or David Schwimmer's winey tones. The suicide rate over there would easily quintuple in mere days. With all the Saudi's dead, it would truly become a land of evil. Home to the most depraved and obnoxious.

                R Kelly could pee on little Saudi's all day long and they would probably be ok with it compared to what they have been through. Paris Hilton and Nicole Ricci could do "The Simple Life, Iraq. Sally Struthers could go eat all the food and beg Americans to send more to help those who are hungry. Russell Crowe could start drinking absynthe and unleash his full potential to freak out on people.

                It would truly be a blessing upon the world. I think I will call it "Operation Entertain the Iraqis."

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                  • HELLVIS
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 543
                    #35
                    I like.
                    He throws a punch.
                    He swings. I duck.
                    His fat ass falls...
                    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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                      • Nickdfresh
                        SUPER MODERATOR

                        • Oct 2004
                        • 49210
                        #36
                        Originally posted by JimmytheWurm
                        Maybe we can round up all of the most hated celebrities and send them to Iraq so we can bring our troops home....
                        It would truly be a blessing upon the world. I think I will call it "Operation Entertain the Iraqis."
                        This guy will still be in the good ole' USA to entertain all of his fellow conservatives with his fabulous singning: "I was gayyyy in the USA, gayyy in the USA...."

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                          • HELLVIS
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 543
                            #37
                            Flight 666 to france now departing. Stop crying, pick up your luggage, and GET ON THE DAMN PLANE!

                            Oh, and thank you for flying Inverted Horizon Airlines.
                            He throws a punch.
                            He swings. I duck.
                            His fat ass falls...
                            Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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                              • Hecubus
                                Foot Soldier
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 575
                                #38
                                Isn't that where Larry Flynt is moving to?
                                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                                "N--- yeah."

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