Ford's MIA

[Warham]

Clinton never won a majority of the votes. I think the highest he ever had was 48% in '96.

[John Ashcroft]

Fellas and Ladies,

It's time for my concession speech.

A while back, I made a bet with Knuckleboner. The bet was that President George W. Bush would win by a 4% margin. In the interest of our system, and indeed our way of life, I will not be requesting a recount or issuing any challenge to the total count. Although uncounted absentee ballots could very well tip the scale to my favor, in the interest of the American way of life, I will concede the bet to Knuckleboner. President Bush won by a scale just short of 4%, but short none the less.

So, with that said, Ally... Feel free to post those nekkid pics at your convenience. (Note, I think the law requires they be posted by 4pm today.)

Thank you my fellow Americans, Thank you David Lee Roth, Thank you Sarge, and God Bless America!

[diamond den™]

FORD is here but he hasn't posted yet today I don't think....

[Warham]

Ashcroft, you are definately not a sore loser like most of the liberals on this board. Thank you for that stirring speech.

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Fellas and Ladies,

It's time for my concession speech.

A while back, I made a bet with Knuckleboner. The bet was that President George W. Bush would win by a 4% margin. In the interest of our system, and indeed our way of life, I will not be requesting a recount or issuing any challenge to the total count. Although uncounted absentee ballots could very well tip the scale to my favor, in the interest of the American way of life, I will concede the bet to Knuckleboner. President Bush won by a scale just short of 4%, but short none the less.

So, with that said, Ally... Feel free to post those nekkid pics at your convenience. (Note, I think the law requires they be posted by 4pm today.)

Thank you my fellow Americans, Thank you David Lee Roth, Thank you Sarge, and God Bless America!

i would like to join mr. ashcroft in thanking my fellow army members and my fellow Americans, Sarge, Diamond Dave, ted templeman. i would also like to thank john ashcroft for a hard fought, but dignified contest.

while there has to be a winner and a loser, i feel that we both conducted ourselves properly and civilly, never waivering from our goals. for, although we may have been on different sides of the issue, both of our ultimate aims remained the provision of gratuitous female nudity. and my friends, THAT is a coalition that we can build upon.

i look forward to working with mr. ashcroft in the future in a continued bipartisan effort to ensure liberty and female nudity for all.

thank you all. God bless America, David Lee Roth, and the naked female form!

[Ally_Kat]

You guys are hilarious.

I'm never going to hear the end of this, am i? lol

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
You guys are hilarious.

I'm never going to hear the end of this, am i? lol

Bikini shots at least?

[ELVIS]

Comments, FORD ??

:D


Hahahaha...

GOD BLESS AMERICA

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Bikini shots at least?

bikini shots?!??!

damn these 3rd parties, ashcroft. always some nader or perot come along and try and mess things up:D

[Viking]

FORD's halfway to Toronto by now. He ain't coming back.

:D :D :D :D :D

[Brett]

Originally posted by Warham
Clinton never won a majority of the votes. I think the highest he ever had was 48% in '96.

Close he got 49.2% in 1996.

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Viking
FORD's halfway to Toronto by now. He ain't coming back.

:D :D :D :D :D

Nah, he's at some pussy liberal board where he thinks he has a voice worth listening to...

:D:D

[Viking]

Hey, ELVIS, how much ya wanna bet FORD gets drunk, starts a fight, and gets his ass thrown into the hoosegow? LMFAO :D

[ELVIS]

One Sonrisa Salvaje CD !!!:D

[ashstralia]

i still wanna see tha
Ally_Kat pics!:D