Exposing The Myths Of The Liberal Lie Machine

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  • DaveIsKing
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1504

    #16
    60,000,000 people aren't DUMB.

    Liberals are just crybabies. Why can't help it if you gave it your best shot and got your collectivist asses handed back to ya.
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    YOUR GIRLFRIEND = OWNED

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #17
      Sesh wears his kilt while enjoying his favourite Ozzy Osbourne song...


      Silver screen such a disgrace
      I couldn't look her straight in the face
      A foolish picture I live in disgust
      Degradation being eaten by lust
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      Inspiration that's blue and uncut
      Can't kick the habit obsession of smut
      Voyeur straining in love with his hand
      A poison passion a pulsating gland
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies

      Flaps

      I shouldn't do it the guilt tells me why
      I just can't stop I try and I try
      X rated demon that lives in my head
      Hungry for bodge and he wants to be fed
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies

      No No, No bone movies
      No No, No bone movies
      No No, No bone movies

      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies
      No bone movies




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      • aesop
        Commando
        • Oct 2004
        • 1402

        #18
        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        Ha!

        Girls love a guy in a kilt.

        Anyhoo your and (our) forefathers are not great paragons of virtue and perfection. They were people who enslaved and raped their fellow human beings.

        The past is a different country and all that.

        Hell we even let women vote these days.

        Cheers!

        Let's all just take a time-out and share a GUINNESS! I'm buying! Everybody Sing!!!!!!!!!!

        THE SCOTSMAN'S KILT. One of my fav songs

        A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
        And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
        He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
        Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

        cho: Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
        Ring di diddle i o
        He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

        Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
        And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
        You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
        I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

        Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
        Ring di diddle i o
        I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

        They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
        Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
        And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
        Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

        Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
        Ring di diddle i o
        There was nothing there but what God gave upon his birth

        They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
        But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
        They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
        Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

        Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
        Ring di diddle i o
        Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

        The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
        Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
        Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
        He said, "Lad, I don't know where you've been but I see you won
        first prize!"

        Ring ding diddle diddle i de o
        Ring di diddle i o
        He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won
        first prize!"
        Yo Yo Yo

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