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  • aesop
    Commando
    • Oct 2004
    • 1402

    #16
    Originally posted by John Ashcroft
    It's my guess the "Jesus Land" would make "The United States of Canada" it's bitch within a month.
    Wow you gotta laugh at that one!!!! Brilliant observation, John!
    Yo Yo Yo

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    • High Life Man
      Commando
      • Jan 2004
      • 1286

      #17
      Jesus couldn't have voted for Kerry anyway. He's not an American citizen.

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      • Ally_Kat
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7612

        #18
        If you want all the areas that voted for Bush into a new country, at least get the map right. :D

        (visual reference taken from here. Colors needed to be switched because he switched them and they were confusing.)
        Roth Army Militia

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        • BrownSound1
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Mar 2003
          • 3025

          #19
          Jesusland...wonder if they have a Magic Mt. Zion, or that water ride River Jordan Falls. :D

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          • Dr. Love
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7833

            #20
            You know, I think my county is that little blue spot in south-central Texas. I'm not sure, though.
            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

            http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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            • McCarrens
              Foot Soldier
              • May 2004
              • 705

              #21
              Originally posted by John Ashcroft
              It's my guess the "Jesus Land" would make "The United States of Canada" it's bitch within a month.
              Amen!
              "The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59648

                #22
                Originally posted by Dr. Love
                You know, I think my county is that little blue spot in south-central Texas. I'm not sure, though.
                Looks about right.... You should be proud to live in an oasis of intelligence surrounded by a desert of fearful brainwashed idiots who think two fags getting married is a bigger threat than a drunken cokehead lying this country into a war.
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Sgt Schultz
                  Commando
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 1270

                  #23
                  My concept of "Jesusland"

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                  • Jesus Christ
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2434

                    #24
                    Originally posted by High Life Man
                    Jesus couldn't have voted for Kerry anyway. He's not an American citizen.
                    I'm Jesus. I can be a citizen of whatever country I want

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                    • ELVIS
                      Banned
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 44120

                      #25
                      But, FORD is not Jesus...

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                      • Jesus Christ
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 2434

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
                        My concept of "Jesusland"

                        My amusement park is in the Kingdom of Heaven. And verily, it is much cooler than an old roller coaster

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                        • Jesus Christ
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2434

                          #27
                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          But, FORD is not Jesus...
                          Gregory, as thy latter day prophet John Lennon hath said in Beatles 8:6

                          I am he as you are me
                          as you are we
                          and we are all together

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                          • Pink Spider
                            Sniper
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 867

                            #28
                            Why is it so warm in "Jesus Land"? Things to ponder...

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #29
                              John Lennon was NOT a prophet!

                              FORD, your liberal slanted, hate filled Jesus impersonation is sickening, and in my opinion, is a one way ticket to hell...

                              You need to grow up, shut up, and get a friggin life...

                              You're a real idiot...

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                              • John Ashcroft
                                Veteran
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2127

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Pink Spider
                                Why is it so warm in "Jesus Land"? Things to ponder...
                                Is North Dakota warm? I'm confused...

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