some mail i got today

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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    some mail i got today

    This is from a Government employee who witnessed a recent interaction between an elderly woman and an anti-war protester in a Metro station in DC:

    "... There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. An elderly woman was behind me getting off the escalator and a young (20ish) female protester offered her a pamphlet, which she politely declined.

    The young protester put her hand on the old woman's shoulder as a gesture of friendship and in a very soft voice said, "Ma'am, don't you care about the children of Iraq?"

    The old woman looked up at her and said, "Honey, my first husband died in France during World War II so that you could have the right to stand here and bad mouth your country And if you touch me again, I'll stick this umbrella up your ass and open it."
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
  • knuckleboner
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2927

    #2
    nice story...

    though i'm damn near 100% it isn't true. still never let the truth get in the way of a good internet story propagated by my sister's cousin's brother's college roommate

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