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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    Who here loves Canada?

    Ever since Kristy's warped views on Canada, based loosely on ONE persons actions, I thought it'd be nice to list some stuff that is great about Canada. For starters- famous people. Feel free to contribute.

    #1 Avril Lavigne
    #2 Pamela Anderson
    #3 Romeo Dallaire
    #4 Shania Twain
    #5 Nelly Furtado
    #6 Estella Warren
    #7 Sum41
    #8 Shannon Tweed
    #9 Barenakedladies
    #10 Keanu Reeves
    #11 Celine Dion
    #12 Alanis Morissette
    #13 Peter North
    #14 Bryan Adams
    #15 Neil Young
    #16 Jim Carrey
    #17 Natasha Henstridge
    #18 Jennifer Tilly
    #19 Sarah McLachlan
    #20 Leonard Cohen
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    #2
    Random facts:
    -Canada has more donut shops per capita than the United States does.
    -Canada's national animal is the beaver.
    -Canada's two official sports are lacrosse and hockey.
    -Canada's national colors are red and white.
    -Canadians consume more Kraft Dinner (aka Kraft Macaroni & Cheese) per capita than any other nationality on earth.
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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    • aesop
      Commando
      • Oct 2004
      • 1402

      #3
      Re: Who here loves Canada?

      Originally posted by Big Troubles
      Ever since Kristy's warped views on Canada, based loosely on ONE persons actions, I thought it'd be nice to list some stuff that is great about Canada. For starters- famous people. Feel free to contribute.

      #1 Avril Lavigne
      #2 Pamela Anderson
      #3 Romeo Dallaire
      #4 Shania Twain
      #5 Nelly Furtado
      #6 Estella Warren
      #7 Sum41
      #8 Shannon Tweed
      #9 Barenakedladies
      #10 Keanu Reeves
      #11 Celine Dion
      #12 Alanis Morissette
      #13 Peter North
      #14 Bryan Adams
      #15 Neil Young
      #16 Jim Carrey
      #17 Natasha Henstridge
      #18 Jennifer Tilly
      #19 Sarah McLachlan
      #20 Leonard Cohen
      #21 Bob and Doug MacKenzie
      #22 Mario Lemieux
      #23 Please remove #'s 11 and #14
      Yo Yo Yo

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      • Big Troubles
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Feb 2004
        • 8517

        #4
        and also important:


        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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        • Angel
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7481

          #5
          More than 2 parties!

          Legal gay marriage
          almost legal pot
          Insulin
          "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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          • Angel
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7481

            #6
            Don't forget scenery like this:
            "Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013

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            • LoungeMachine
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jul 2004
              • 32576

              #7
              What's the difference between Canada and Yogurt?























              wait for it





















              ready?



















              Yogurt has Active Living Cultures
              Originally posted by Kristy
              Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
              Originally posted by cadaverdog
              I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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              • Mezro
                Full Member Status

                • May 2004
                • 4154

                #8
                I fucking love Canada!

                Mezro...if you have a problem with Canada you have a problem with me...
                Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                • Mezro
                  Full Member Status

                  • May 2004
                  • 4154

                  #9
                  If you have a problem with Canada you may have a problem with your plumbing.

                  Mezro...Canada haters can't make syrup with their maple leaf...
                  Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                  • Vivian Campbell
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 356

                    #10
                    You forgot Canadian Wrestling Hero Bret Hart!

                    The Fat Lady is singing for Van Hagar.

                    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...&postid=392002

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                    • Big Troubles
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 8517

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mezro
                      If you have a problem with Canada you may have a problem with your plumbing.

                      Mezro...Canada haters can't make syrup with their maple leaf...
                      :D Mezro!
                      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12194

                        #12
                        My CommonWealth Brothers and Sisters us Kiwis love you Guys.
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4154

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Troubles
                          :D Mezro!
                          :D BT!

                          Mezro...viva la Canada...
                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49563

                            #14
                            Tonight I will drink Canadian beer (beire); Molson. That is all.

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                            • FORD
                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 59560

                              #15
                              Geddy Lee
                              Neil Peart
                              Alex Lifeson
                              Okanagan Valley - (think Arizona with trees and water)
                              BC Bud
                              BC Growers Granny Smith Apple Cider
                              Vancouver
                              Victoria
                              Nanaimo Bars
                              Peeler Bars (two entirely different things)
                              Eat Us And Smile

                              Cenk For America 2024!!

                              Justice Democrats


                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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