Merry Christmas!

[envy_me]

Here is a present, from me to you, a beautiful song :-)

[Angel]

Merry Christmas, everyone. I'm flying home at 5 am. Expect to hear from me every layover, lol

[vandeleur]

Merry Xmas everyone have a good day tomorrow and if you can't love the one your with pretend a little :D

[ELVIS]

Merry Christmas everyone !!

[LoungeMachine]

Eh, fuck Christmas. The gheyest holiday in the history of mankind: a consumerism of greed and false hope and all of you buy into like the bubonic plague carrying lemmings you truly are. Therefore, I would love for you cretins to not get what you want this year (or any year) and that it is nothing but a miserable time. May your GMO-fed turkey be cold and full of salmonella and your presents broken, made in China and unreturnable.

Your life must be so miserable.

My guess is WE are the only ones left that will even speak to you.



Cheers, Gunt.

[Kristy]

Nowhere near as miserable as being F A T, unemployed, a failed musician and hopefully being sued for intellectual copyright infringement.

Go fuck yourself, you F A T cunt.

[LoungeMachine]

I'm quite happy, thanks for asking.

I have a great business, another wonderful job on the side, a fantastic girlfriend, great friends, and my kids are healthy and productive young adults.

I have much to be grateful for.



Your misery even makes me smile......

[Kristy]

I'm quite happy, thanks for asking...

But you're still a F A T cunt.

[LoungeMachine]

But you're still a F A T cunt.

And you're still a miserable H O O K E R

[Kristy]

And you're still a miserable H O O K E R

Yeeeeeeaaaah, ok...and Mothra is my pimp you gullible F A T fuck.



Do society a favor and suffer a stroke.

[LoungeMachine]

Slow time of year for you, I bet. Married guys tend to stay home around the holidays.

It'll pick up, Trixie.

[fraroc]

Lets get every single "failed musician" and "faux-metal 80s hair band" together to all play "Kristy is a big fat stupid bitch" in D minor.


(sung to the tune of Kyles Mom is a Bitch)

[Kristy]

Slow time of year for you, I bet. Married guys tend to stay home around the holidays.

It'll pick up, Trixie.

Strange, most F A T fucks suffer strokes or heart attacks this time of year. Maybe you'll get adult onset diabetes for Christmas this year.

[LoungeMachine]

Strange, most F A T fucks suffer strokes or heart attacks this time of year. Maybe you'll get adult onset diabetes for Christmas this year.

No, but I did get a nice bottle of Crown Royal and some new leather gloves.



Maybe you'll get another STD for New Year's!!!

[Kristy]

Good. Maybe you can strangle yourself with them. Hopefully after your cirrhotic liver explodes.