Al Franken: "Conservatives love America like a child loves his mommy."

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  • DEMON CUNT
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Nov 2004
    • 3242

    Al Franken: "Conservatives love America like a child loves his mommy."

    "Conservatives love America like a child loves his mommy, and mommy can do no wrong. Whereas we (liberals) love America like an adult loves someone, recognizing our mate has faults and taking the good with the bad, and always working to appreciate what’s there, being critical of what’s wrong and trying to help and make it better." - Al Franken



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  • McCarrens
    Foot Soldier
    • May 2004
    • 705

    #2
    At least Coulter is funny. Franken is just a whiny little bitch.

    "He's not good enough, or smart enough and, doggone it, peope just don't like him "

    Or for that matter, the radio network he works for, Air America Radio.
    "The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"

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    • madraoul
      Foot Soldier
      • Feb 2004
      • 530

      #3
      "I'm on drugs! I'm on so many drugs!"
      -Rush Limbaugh

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 59642

        #4
        Originally posted by McCarrens
        At least Coulter is funny. .
        s/he is??
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • aesop
          Commando
          • Oct 2004
          • 1402

          #5
          Yea but none of them can hold a candle to Laura Ingraham...


          ...She's funny, smart, AND HOT

          ...Too bad Libs don't have anyone like her.

          Yo Yo Yo

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          • madraoul
            Foot Soldier
            • Feb 2004
            • 530

            #6
            Ingram looks like someone just shoved a rolled up copy of the Bible up her ass.

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            • aesop
              Commando
              • Oct 2004
              • 1402

              #7
              Originally posted by madraoul
              Ingram looks like someone just shoved a rolled up copy of the Bible up her ass.
              Hey you can always go roll over your own poster-errrr-woman Rhandi Rhoads (sp).

              She looks like she's been through a few thousand rounds with Mr. Jack Daniels...and lost...

              Not to mention a few hundred bike night weekenders...
              Yo Yo Yo

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              • aesop
                Commando
                • Oct 2004
                • 1402

                #8
                Originally posted by madraoul
                Ingram looks like someone just shoved a rolled up copy of the Bible up her ass.
                And it's Ingraham.
                Yo Yo Yo

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59642

                  #9
                  Originally posted by aesop
                  Yea but none of them can hold a candle to Laura Ingraham...


                  ...She's funny, smart, AND HOT

                  ...Too bad Libs don't have anyone like her.

                  Well, at least Laura Ingraham was born with a pussy.....

                  But I think I'll stick with Alyssa Milano, Liberal :D
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • madraoul
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 530

                    #10
                    Originally posted by aesop
                    And it's Ingraham.
                    Whatever. Looks sort of Jewish though. You'd better look out.

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                    • madraoul
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 530

                      #11
                      Originally posted by aesop
                      Hey you can always go roll over your own poster-errrr-woman Rhandi Rhoads (sp).

                      She looks like she's been through a few thousand rounds with Mr. Jack Daniels...and lost...

                      Not to mention a few hundred bike night weekenders...
                      What, the guitar player? No, I try to come to my own conclusions the old fashioned way. I hear the issue, weigh the issue on the facts, and then come to a conclusion. I don't need anyone to tell me what to think. That being said, I do kinda like that cute little blonde in the Dixie Chicks.

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        But I think I'll stick with Alyssa Milano, Liberal :D
                        Teen steam.. time to let it out...

                        Pervert

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                        • academic punk
                          Full Member Status

                          • Dec 2004
                          • 4437

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FORD
                          s/he is??

                          Yeah, in that unbelievable, scary "what a fucking moron" kinda way.

                          As for Franken's quote, I think - in this case - he's made a sweeping generalisation. Both sides have their sheep, both sides have their skeptics. The more extreme on each side get more and more sheep-like for their "team", and more and more hateful for anything that comes out of the other sides mouths.

                          I'm guilty of this too. During the build-up to the Iraq Invasion (oops, I mean "OPERATION: IRAQI FREEDOM"), anything and everything out of Bush's mouth I was thinking and shouting, "Liar! What is he talking about? Idiot!" And seconds later I've changed the channel and there's Tony Blair saying just about the same exact thing, and I'm going, "Would you listen to the man? The man is making sense. Listen to what he has to say, fo God's sake."

                          It's all about the gift-wrap...

                          (actually it's not...because if it were I would regard Ann Coulter as kinda hot. Instead, she's just fuckin' crazy and, as Dave would say, "I bet she isn't even wearing attractive underwear. Fifty bucks says so.")

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49567

                            #14
                            Well since this thread is turning into a left vs. right "hot ass" contest; how about Kimberly Guilfoyle-Newsom (married to the San Franciscan Mayor whatever-Newsom). She's the former Ass't DA of San Francisco. Goddamn she is hot!



                            She's on Court TV, but also appears on CNN.

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              #15
                              Not to me...

                              Looks like an alien...

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