Canada's Military is "Bankrupt"

[Viking]

Canadian nationals are already coming to this country to avoid the socialized health care up there. Down here, we see a doctor on one day, and have to take a sick day during the week to get a follow-up MRI. Up there, they wait weeks, or months, to get the same treatment. Now their military has gone to shit, and some liberal fag will probably propose that it be disbanded, and let the U.N. Blue Helmets try to scare the boogeymen away. Fine. I hope it gives incentive for every sober-minded Canadian (if there any left) to immigrate to the U.S., and let Canada become a mecca for every Deanie-Baby, Naderite, tinfoil-hat Kucinich loon that we have to smack on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper down here. Then wait a few years, and wall off the border.

Problem solved.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by KANE
Where ? i wouldnt go through a door with any of the ones ive seen, there still waitin for their eagle badges.... there military has clusterfucked its way into the ground, you can thank their (french) liberal government for that, and why not,AMERICA WILL TAKE CARE OF US if anyone kicks sand in our face....

Let's face it you wouldn't go through a door at all.

You would blow up the door from two miles away killing the women and children inside.

SAY IT!

Cheers!

[KANE]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Let's face it you wouldn't go through a door at all.

You would blow up the door from two miles away killing the women and children inside.

SAY IT!

Cheers!

THE SESHMAN, THE SESHMEISTER MAN, hows my scottish friend doin ? its been awhile, good to see your still hangin in the hood...

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Viking
I hope it gives incentive for every sober-minded Canadian (if there any left) to immigrate to the U.S., and let Canada become a mecca for every Deanie-Baby, Naderite, tinfoil-hat Kucinich loon that we have to smack on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper down here. Then wait a few years, and wall off the border.

Problem solved.

I dont know, can we bring our beer?

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Full Bug
I dont know, can we bring our beer?

Yes, and the good lookin' chicks. Leave the behemoths up north, though. :D

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Yes, and the good lookin' chicks. Leave the behemoths up north, though. :D

The behemoths? Doesnt that mean us guys bringing the beer? So you want us to just send them over the border after we got them drunk? Not a bad plan actually......:D

[lucky wilbury]

i didn't know you could consider a bunch of drunks with hockey sticks a military.

[Cathedral]

Same thing happened in Russia and it is as Full Bug said...Liberal Military Management.
Let this and all other Liberal run countries be a lesson to you, they are weak on defense and would rather NOT be able to put up a resistance because it is clearly easier to cower for your life and be on your knee's NOT to be wiped offt he face of the earth.

I say BULLSHIT on that idea....This Cowboy'd Up American will put a hurtin on your ass before i go down.
I have nothing to counter a startegically placed bomb of course, but man the fireworks will be awesome.

Funny thing is, I have a few friends that have been heavy into the Militia stuff around here and they have all these routes mapped out and battle plans to defend themselves.
I used to shake my head at them and think Why?, But now i am adding ammo to that stockpile as well, lol.

The only thing is, they are planning on figthing the U.N. after this European Union gets set in place.
I didn't really start buying more guns until 9-11 and i try to find them without going throught the system.
When they knock on my door for my firearms i'll hand over some guns and pretend to be heartbroken about it....then i'll blow the backs of their heads off when they turn around to leave, lol....

Yippeeeee Ki Yay Mother Fuckers!!!

[Seshmeister]

I know there's a little rivalry between Canada and the US but call me old fashioned if you weigh it up I would rather have good beer than a good millitary.

How you doing Kane?

Nice to see you around these parts.

SAY IT!
AROUND PARTS!

Cheers!

[Cathedral]

Well, around my homestead we drink Whiskey and get a mean drunk going on.
Try and burn my White House now, bitch...

We'll send Dudley Dooright home with his head pouring out his ass.

No, seriously, we're there for you Canucks when you need us.....and you will be needing us in the future

So, Be Nice....

[John Ashcroft]

The Canucklehead do have some fine militarymen, and a shit load of military lesbians... (Not Penthouse lesbians, but mullet-wearing, bull-dyke style). But they will drink most young dudes under the table. Their gov't gives them the shaft at every opportunity, and it's a shame. Met some great radar techs that were Canuks. In many cases, better than the American counterparts (but naturally, not most cases :D ). I've seen their moral gutted by cut after cut, and unfortunately alot of their civilians look down on them like Kerry on his fellow Vietnam Vets. If I were them, I'd come down south to a real country...

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I know there's a little rivalry between Canada and the US but call me old fashioned if you weigh it up I would rather have good beer than a good millitary.

It's all in fun, though. I have a high opinion of Canadians and you British/Scots/Welsh/Irish of the UK even though I sometimes post inflammatory stuff trying to pick a fight.

[ELVIS]

FUN FACTS ABOUT CANADA

* Canada was originally populated by peoples loyal to Britain and dumb people who just got lost.

* Canada is still technically owned by England and has to dance for them when commanded.

* That happens usually three times a year.

* The border between U.S. and Canada is the longest unprotected border in the world. There are plans to mine it, set up video cameras all along it, and not tell Canada for a new Fox special called When Americans Are B@stards.

* It is rumored Canada has its own military. Their most powerful weapon is the telephone with which they can call America and say, "Help! We're being invaded, eh!"

* Canadians are almost as genetically similar to humans as the chimpanzee.

* Was originally called Cana, but, since everyone there said, "I live in Cana, duuuuh," the name Canada eventually stuck.

* For the same reasons, it will eventually be known as Canadada.

* Their national symbol is the most evil of leafs, the Maple Leaf, a.k.a. Satan's Palm.

* In a fight between Aquaman and a maple leaf... actually, a maple leaf is even too lame for Aquaman. Our national symbol, the bald eagle, would whup Aquaman's @ss, though.

* Canadians pretend to be peaceful, but more Canadians are murdered in Canada every year than any other country.

* Canada modeled their currency after ours just to annoy us when we accidentally get useless Canadian trinkets in change instead of hard American currency.

* Canada has a picture of a queen on their money to show their contempt for democracy.

* A large minority of Canadians speak French, and they boss around the rest of the Canadians. Bossed around by French-speaking people - that's so pathetic I can't even imagine it.

* Canadians think they are superior to Americans. The rational basis for this is unknown.

* Canada holds up a sham democracy to try and be accepted by the civilized world, but in fact all real decisions are made by their moose overlord.

* It's a myth that the normal way a Canadian says "about" is so that it rhymes with "boot". It just happens that a lot of Canadians are retarded.

* The northern area of Canada is technically God-forsaken. If anyone there has a prayer, he or she first has to mail it to an American priest for God to hear it.

* Most of the prayers involve hockey and are promptly ignored.

* If a Canadian ever tries to express an opinion about America, hit him on the head with a rolled up newspaper while shouting, "No!" You have to catch them in the act or they'll never learn.

* Canada has gone its entire history without doing anything of note, something almost unheard of for a country its size.

* Canada has become an entry point for terrorist which has caused Canada's boring index to decrease slightly.

* Canada has no known industry. It's believed all their income comes from sales of syrup and hockey tickets.

* Canadians have universal healthcare. The way they afford it is making people wait so long that most die before seeing a doctor.

* Canadians are completely harmless, but don't assume someone who is wearing a hockey mask is Canadian. The people at Crystal Lake made that mistake and, well, it was messy.

* Canadians don't have any nuclear missiles because we decided they are not mature enough for them. Maybe when they’re older.

* Canadians have national gun registration. While solving no crime, the excessive amount of money the initiative has taken has foiled Canada's evil schemes to make mutant snow monkeys.

* If ever attacked by a Canadian... well... beat the crap out of him. What? You can't take a Canadian? What kind of pansy are you?

* This list would be classified as a hate crime in Canada.

* Actually, most Canadians who read this list would just say, "Eh?"

:D

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by ELVIS
FUN FACTS ABOUT CANADA

* Canada was originally populated by peoples loyal to Britain and dumb people who just got lost.

* Canada is still technically owned by England and has to dance for them when commanded.

* That happens usually three times a year.

* The border between U.S. and Canada is the longest unprotected border in the world. There are plans to mine it, set up video cameras all along it, and not tell Canada for a new Fox special called When Americans Are B@stards.

* It is rumored Canada has its own military. Their most powerful weapon is the telephone with which they can call America and say, "Help! We're being invaded, eh!"

* Canadians are almost as genetically similar to humans as the chimpanzee.

* Was originally called Cana, but, since everyone there said, "I live in Cana, duuuuh," the name Canada eventually stuck.

* For the same reasons, it will eventually be known as Canadada.

* Their national symbol is the most evil of leafs, the Maple Leaf, a.k.a. Satan's Palm.

* In a fight between Aquaman and a maple leaf... actually, a maple leaf is even too lame for Aquaman. Our national symbol, the bald eagle, would whup Aquaman's @ss, though.

* Canadians pretend to be peaceful, but more Canadians are murdered in Canada every year than any other country.

* Canada modeled their currency after ours just to annoy us when we accidentally get useless Canadian trinkets in change instead of hard American currency.

* Canada has a picture of a queen on their money to show their contempt for democracy.

* A large minority of Canadians speak French, and they boss around the rest of the Canadians. Bossed around by French-speaking people - that's so pathetic I can't even imagine it.

* Canadians think they are superior to Americans. The rational basis for this is unknown.

* Canada holds up a sham democracy to try and be accepted by the civilized world, but in fact all real decisions are made by their moose overlord.

* It's a myth that the normal way a Canadian says "about" is so that it rhymes with "boot". It just happens that a lot of Canadians are retarded.

* The northern area of Canada is technically God-forsaken. If anyone there has a prayer, he or she first has to mail it to an American priest for God to hear it.

* Most of the prayers involve hockey and are promptly ignored.

* If a Canadian ever tries to express an opinion about America, hit him on the head with a rolled up newspaper while shouting, "No!" You have to catch them in the act or they'll never learn.

* Canada has gone its entire history without doing anything of note, something almost unheard of for a country its size.

* Canada has become an entry point for terrorist which has caused Canada's boring index to decrease slightly.

* Canada has no known industry. It's believed all their income comes from sales of syrup and hockey tickets.

* Canadians have universal healthcare. The way they afford it is making people wait so long that most die before seeing a doctor.

* Canadians are completely harmless, but don't assume someone who is wearing a hockey mask is Canadian. The people at Crystal Lake made that mistake and, well, it was messy.

* Canadians don't have any nuclear missiles because we decided they are not mature enough for them. Maybe when they’re older.

* Canadians have national gun registration. While solving no crime, the excessive amount of money the initiative has taken has foiled Canada's evil schemes to make mutant snow monkeys.

* If ever attacked by a Canadian... well... beat the crap out of him. What? You can't take a Canadian? What kind of pansy are you?

* This list would be classified as a hate crime in Canada.

* Actually, most Canadians who read this list would just say, "Eh?"

:D

Thats nasty stuff Elvis, I dont think I will share our great Canadian beer with you anymore...... :D
Most Americans think we are a bunch of hicks who live in igloo's, of coarse thats not true, we arent very different then you folks.....
We have the same type problems, only its generally colder here in the winter (Depending on the province you live in)
I have met many Americans in my travels over the years (My mom worked for a major travel agency) I used to go to the states or south of there at least twice a year, and always got along fine with my friends to the south, the only folks I found rude were the Germans or the odd time the French (Paris, ect...) and count alot of good yankee friends on this site, Elvis among them.....I think the main trouble is the major part of the American media ignor us, and that causes big misconceptions........

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Thats nasty stuff Elvis, I dont think I will share our great Canadian beer with you anymore...... :D
Most Americans think we are a bunch of hicks who live in igloo's, of coarse thats not true, we arent very different then you folks.....

No that's alaska.. get it straight eh ??