A Bad Week for Some

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Dude, like I said before, It's amazing you are 42 years old...

You act like you're 12...

Get a life...

Wow, had no idea the subject was so sensitive to you.

Little close to the bone?

Btw, you're free to ignore any and all of my posts.



and I love my life, thankyouverymuch.


We wont tease you about your "leanings" any more if it hurts this bad:D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Wow, had no idea the subject was so sensitive to you.

Little close to the bone?

Btw, you're free to ignore any and all of my posts.



and I love my life, thankyouverymuch.

We wont tease you about your "leanings" any more if it hurts this bad:D

LM -

Please don't antagonize Elvis. Earlier today he went shopping and his sugar daddy bought himself a *FABULOUS* new pair of capezio dance shoes, and now you're ruining his good mood.

(elvis, it's okay if I mention your sugar daddy, right? It's not like I'm mentioning Rick Santorum by name, right?

[ELVIS]

How stupid can you two get ??

You can't compete against real conservative values, so you start name calling and what not...

Listen, I'm a real conservative Christian...

Christianity is the real truth!

Liberals do not fit in...

Say what you want, do what you want...

You will one day, be face to face with God...

[blueturk]

Originally posted by ELVIS


You will one day, be face to face with God...

As will Dubya....

[ELVIS]

Yes, he will...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS

Listen, I'm a real conservative Christian...

Christianity is the real truth!

Liberals do not fit in...

Ahhh, I can't be in your club? Learn the handshake?


Dont fit in???? I thought Jesus taught inclusion.


Imagine how distraught I am knowing I can't join your cult.


There's a game on, I'll get back to pointing out how gay you are later:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk

(elvis, it's okay if I mention your sugar daddy, right? It's not like I'm mentioning Rick Santorum by name, right?

Classic:D

Pretty funny, because a Rick Santorum is pretty much the idea my mind conjures when thinking of GayElvis.

You should really read Dan Savage, E. It might help:D


BTW,

Me thinks thou protests too much

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ELVIS

Christianity is the real truth!

So to clarify, all other religions are the "false truth", or a LIE?????

Please explain what "the real truth" means as applied to every human creature who chooses to believe another way??

[academic punk]

Originally posted by ELVIS
How stupid can you two get ??

You can't compete against real conservative values, so you start name calling and what not...

Listen, I'm a real conservative Christian...

Christianity is the real truth!

Liberals do not fit in...

Say what you want, do what you want...

You will one day, be face to face with God...

Elvis -

One day you will be face to face with God too, and he is just going to ADOOOORE those cute li'l buttocks of yours. mm-mmm-mm-mm-mm!

Secondly, you fucking dunce, God is not a republican or democrat, conservative or liberal. Get your head out of your ass. It's already stuffed with enough unlubricated dildos as it is.

How dare you try to claim that your beliefs or practices make you holier than anyone else. Wake up and die right.

I recommend you pick up a copy of God's Politics, a new book by the evangelical Jim Wallis. It maintains your belief system, but also explores how those beliefs fit in with governmental policies. I don't expect you'll agree with everything in it, and that's fine, but I do think it'd be worth your while to actually broaden your mind a bit. For fucks sake, you think W's shit don't stink, buddy. Enough.

p.s. how many male nurses have you ever heard of who were straight., HMMMM?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Elvis -

One day you will be face to face with God too, and he is just going to ADOOOORE those cute li'l buttocks of yours. mm-mmm-mm-mm-mm!

Secondly, you fucking dunce, God is not a republican or democrat, conservative or liberal. Get your head out of your ass. It's already stuffed with enough unlubricated dildos as it is.

How dare you try to claim that your beliefs or practices make you holier than anyone else. Wake up and die right.

I recommend you pick up a copy of God's Politics, a new book by the evangelical Jim Wallis. It maintains your belief system, but also explores how those beliefs fit in with governmental policies. I don't expect you'll agree with everything in it, and that's fine, but I do think it'd be worth your while to actually broaden your mind a bit. For fucks sake, you think W's shit don't stink, buddy. Enough.

p.s. how many male nurses have you ever heard of who were straight., HMMMM?

AMEN


As to ap's last point, ELVIS gives all new meaning to the title "Head Nurse":D


This thread just goes to show, give a right wing religious zealot enough bandwidth and he'll hang himself. Or in this case expose himself as a hypocrite.

I disagree with Ford. I think ELVIS'S "finding religion" is just as shallow as Junior's.

The "real" Christians I've met have not been so sanctimonious, pious, or hypocritical.

Game on:D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
AMEN


As to ap's last point, ELVIS gives all new meaning to the title "Head Nurse":D


This thread just goes to show, give a right wing religious zealot enough bandwidth and he'll hang himself. Or in this case expose himself as a hypocrite.

I disagree with Ford. I think ELVIS'S "finding religion" is just as shallow as Junior's.

The "real" Christians I've met have not been so sanctimonious, pious, or hypocritical.

Game on:D

Game Over!!! Well done, LM!

[LoungeMachine]

Re: A Bad Week for Some

Originally posted by John Ashcroft


Saddam Hussein and his murderous regime were symbolically toppled with this week's free vote in Iraq.

Excuse me???????

symbolically toppled???????

You mean after 2 years, 1,400 US dead, 10K wounded, tens of thousands of Iraqis dead, and 200 BILLION spent, all we've managed is a "symbolic" toppling?????????


JUST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CROWING ABOUT THEN???


What the FUCK will it take to ACTUALLY topple the regime?


Mission Accomplished then, I guess

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
So to clarify, all other religions are the "false truth", or a LIE?????

That's exactly correct!

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
AMEN

Amen??

As to ap's last point, ELVIS gives all new meaning to the title "Head Nurse":D



This thread just goes to show, give a right wing religious zealot enough bandwidth and he'll hang himself. Or in this case expose himself as a hypocrite.

Yeah, right...

I disagree with Ford. I think ELVIS'S "finding religion" is just as shallow as Junior's.

ELVIS'S ?? Did they teach you that in college??

The "real" Christians I've met have not been so sanctimonious, pious, or hypocritical.

Go ahead, tell us about one of them...


Game on:D

Dude, you already lost...

I'm wasting my time with you...

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Yes, he will...

But not for very long......