ELVIS and Osama Bin Laden....can YOU tell the difference?

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #91
    Originally posted by ELVIS
    Sheep
    :p
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #92
      I'd love to stay and torment ELVIS some more but I'm going out for some LOBSTER
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #93
        Happy Birthday you meanie...

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        • Cathedral
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6621

          #94
          There should be absolutely no division between the believer and the non-believer.
          God loves all of his children, the believer and non-believer alike.

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #95
            Originally posted by Cathedral
            There should be absolutely no division between the believer and the non-believer.
            God loves all of his children, the believer and non-believer alike.
            See, told ya so:D

            I know you hate this getting around, but you're a good man, Catheter
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • ELVIS
              Banned
              • Dec 2003
              • 44120

              #96
              That's not to say the non-believer will get to heaven...

              Not even the believer for that matter...

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              • LoungeMachine
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 32576

                #97
                Originally posted by ELVIS
                That's not to say the non-believer will get to heaven...

                Not even the believer for that matter...
                So then what's your point

                You whine all the time about how "negative" us Liberal wackos are, yet anytime people agree in here about "good people" you have to bring this crap up

                It's like you HAVE to do it

                Bottom line? YOU DON'T KNOW. [you may believe] BUT YOU DONT KNOW

                It's really that simple
                Originally posted by Kristy
                Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                Originally posted by cadaverdog
                I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                • ELVIS
                  Banned
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 44120

                  #98
                  I want to do it...

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #99
                    Oh, and yes, I do know...

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32576

                      Originally posted by ELVIS
                      Oh, and yes, I do know...
                      You KNOW who's getting into Heaven and who isn't????

                      That's pure bullshit, and you know it.

                      Right there you just denegraded the whole process by leading people to believe you have that kind of power. Wouldn't GOD be the only one to decide?

                      Are you as powerful, and all knowing as GOD now?

                      You're going to Hell for thinking that:D

                      YOU DON'T KNOW. TELL THE TRUTH.
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        I didn't say that I know who will get in...

                        I hope that I will make it...


                        Jesus said:

                        For God sent not his son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through HIM might be saved...

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          Originally posted by ELVIS
                          Oh, and yes, I do know...
                          man you have a short memory......

                          You just said RIGHT HERE you did know...
                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49567

                            Originally posted by FORD
                            Count me out. I had a nasty allergic reaction to shellfish a few weeks ago. Which really fucking sucks, because I've eaten it all my life and never had a problem before. And it's been years since I had lobster in any case
                            My brother in-law is sverly allergic to the iodine content in the warm water shell fish. He can eat lobsters from New England, but he has to stay away from the clawless Australian & Flordia variety.

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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49567

                              Originally posted by ELVIS
                              That's not to say the non-believer will get to heaven...

                              Not even the believer for that matter...
                              So basically your Christianity is not based on how good of a person he or she is. It's more aout rhetoric and ritual?

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                              • Warham
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 14589

                                Good works don't get you to the 1st resurrection.

                                Jesus made it simple to get to the promised land:

                                "Repent your sins and believe in the kingdom"

                                Jesus of course, is King of the Kingdom, and claimed that n one will see the Father without going through him first (he's the judge, jury and executioner) so it means repent of your sins and believe in Him.

                                Period.

                                But talking the talk is all good and well, and saying you believe something is nice, but what have you done for Him lately (Janet Jackson)?

                                When he goes through the books, he checks the Book of Life first to see if your name is there. The Book of Life has all those folks' names that I talked about above. If it's there, you will get through the 2nd book since your covered by Christ. The 2nd book has everybody's deeds and thoughts written in there (good and bad). And it's not pretty. So when He goes through that 2nd book, and sees your actions, you'll have to answer for them. Since no one will have a good excuse or reasoning for anything in that book, your name better be in the 1st book. If it's not, then you'll go directly to the 2nd resurrection (and that's not pretty).

                                Questions?

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