Censorship And the Unreality of War

[YAWN]

Dude, you don't even have X-Box? Loser.

[FORD]

Originally posted by diamondD
What's up with calling the FOX network a cuntservative network? They are run entirely separate from the News Channel. That's like blaming TBS for something on CNN.

The FOX Network certainly doesn't have "cuntservative" programming, but it's still owned by that conservative cunt Murdoch. And the programming he airs on that channel doesn't always comply to the bullshit spewed on his other network (the one that pretends to be a news channel).

In other words, if Sean Hannazi is being paid by Rupert Murdoch to say The Simpsons should be censored, then someone's a hypocrite, and it ain't Bart or Homer.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by YAWN
Dude, you don't even have X-Box? Loser.

They used to overheat.

[DrMaddVibe]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
They used to overheat.

You're not supposed to fuck them...you just play games WITH them!

[FORD]

Assvibe must have changed his medication....he's actually funny tonight.

[blueturk]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Blah blah blah!

Liberal pussies? Let's be real men and be college cheerleaders and dodge the draft like Dubya! Get the hell out of here and put on one of your Toby Keith CD's.

"A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it." —George W. Bush, July 27, 2001

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
You're not supposed to fuck them...you just play games WITH them!

Really, never thought of that! Did you injure yourself trying this? Maybe you should up your med dosage?

[BigBadBrian]

I think they ought to let words like FUCK and SHIT and ASS and PUSSY and CUNT on all networks at all hours all of the time. Retards.

[Nickdfresh]

George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words

The big seven words you weren't allowed to broadcast were: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.

Here is the original Carlin comedy routine that caused the Fracas.

George Carlin: "I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.

We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.

There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.

And words, you know the seven don't you? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.

Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and motherfucker. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherfuckerCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.

And we mentioned shit earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and Cunt. The reason Piss and Cunt are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you fuckers, I am going to tinkle now.'

And of course the word Fuck. The word Fuck, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word fuck is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word fuck, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna fuck ya now. But we're gonna fuck ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' rap on that word. I hope so.

Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.

But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Kirk Goudy(sp?) to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no."

[Sarge's Little Helper]

[QUOTE] George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits.
Huh huh huh huh