Jesterstar REveals a Possible Scenario for a REal Second Comming.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by janecool55
you all should listen to ELVIS. he's a smart guy who knows what he's talking about. he does the research and lives what he says. stop giving him such a rough time and learn something from him and hopefully save yourselves from a trip to hell!

..ELVIS uses t2oo mmany werds..

..how mmany werds did tit take da thief on da crooss nexta da baby Jesus t2o git int2o Paradise?

..do you see mmy point?

..in Paradise where sins are f4orgiven..

..butt we ain't living in PARAdise..


true dat

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cathedral
The ironicy of it all, Salvation will not be found here on a David Lee Roth site.

David Lee Roth can't even be found here on a David Lee Roth site, just us bantering idgits looking to share an opinion or two.

..thief on da cross..

..you bet..

..in Paradise he'll be there..

..smoking a bong wit da baby Jesus..

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cathedral
David Lee Roth can't even be found here on a David Lee Roth site, just us bantering idgits looking to share an opinion or two.

BTK Stalker

..dis board is full aff strange sexual beehavior..


true dat

[ELVIS]

"Judge righteous judgment" (John 7:24)

"I speak as to wise men; judge ye what I say" (1 Corinthians 10:15)

"He that is spiritual judgeth all things" (1 Corinthians 2:15)



False Teachers and False Teaching
"Beware of false prophets!" (Matthew 7:15) is the warning and command of our Lord. But how could we "beware" and how could we know they are "false prophets" if we did not judge? And what is the God given standard by which we are to judge? " To the Law and to the Testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them." (Isaiah 8:20). "Ye shall know them by their fruits" (Matthew 7:16), Christ said. And in judging the "fruits," we must judge by God's Word, not by what appeals to human reasoning. Many things seem good to human judgment which are false to the Word of God.


"Prove all things; hold fast that which is good" (1 Thessalonians 5:21)

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by ELVIS
"Judge righteous judgment" (John 7:24)

"I speak as to wise men; judge ye what I say" (1 Corinthians 10:15)

"He that is spiritual judgeth all things" (1 Corinthians 2:15)



False Teachers and False Teaching
"Beware of false prophets!" (Matthew 7:15) is the warning and command of our Lord. But how could we "beware" and how could we know they are "false prophets" if we did not judge? And what is the God given standard by which we are to judge? " To the Law and to the Testimony: if they speak not according to this word, it is because there is no light in them." (Isaiah 8:20). "Ye shall know them by their fruits" (Matthew 7:16), Christ said. And in judging the "fruits," we must judge by God's Word, not by what appeals to human reasoning. Many things seem good to human judgment which are false to the Word of God.


"Prove all things; hold fast that which is good" (1 Thessalonians 5:21)

Amen, brother....That last one sticks with me like glue.
I will trust no man to guide me on my journey, and if i don't judge them by their fruits, I have no way of knowing if i am in the right place or not.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by janecool55
John 8:7
"He who is without sin among you, let him {be the} first to throw a stone"

Matthew 7:1
"Do not judge"

..oh G-d, save mme from yer followers..

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Amen, brother....That last one sticks with me like glue.
I will trust no man to guide me on my journey, and if i don't judge them by their fruits, I have no way of knowing if i am in the right place or not.

..then i will tell you..

..yer in da wrong place..




THE RISK OF GOOD CASUAL SEX

[Jesus Christ]

Verily it cracketh Me up when people think they know My words better than I do

[ELVIS]

Shut up FORD...

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by janecool55
what is wrong with your brain?
he needs to use a lot of words cuz people like you don't get it! he's speaking from his heart and cares whether or not you go to hell like REAL christians would do!

..fly right, little fella..

..i ain't "judging" ELVIS' sincereTITTY..

..i know cuzzin ELVIS has an enlarged heart..

..you just don't have t2o beet peeps silly ova da head wit tit..

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Verily it cracketh Me up when people think they know My words better than I do

Hey Jesus, you just got a 5 Star vote from me.

[Cathedral]

Man, Ford, I'll say it again...I hope you die long before or after me.
I don't want to get hit by the big bolt of lightning you are storing up for yourself.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Man, Ford, I'll say it again...I hope you die long before or after me.
I don't want to get hit by the big bolt of lightning you are storing up for yourself.

..a liTITle Tesla free energy zap?

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by janecool55
first off... i'm not a fella. and secondly... obviously you're interested being you keep reading what he has to say.
i'm proud of ELVIS. he's just following the teachings of christ: “Go Ye into All the World, and Preach My Gospel”

..i knew you weer a wet twaty ELVIS groupie..

..carry on

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by janecool55
first off... i'm not a fella. and secondly... obviously you're interested being you keep reading what he has to say.
i'm proud of ELVIS. he's just following the teachings of christ: “Go Ye into All the World, and Preach My Gospel”

Yeh, and "don't point da log in yer sister's eyeballs out and nut see da forest with beer cans and camper trash in yer own eyeballs"..

..yer twat must reelly be wet..

..man, yer sinning in yer mind out and losing yer eternal soul to hell ova ELVIS..

..Jimmy Carter knows aboot dat sort aff stuff..


true dat


yeh, eye, yeh,